10.(You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.") 9. (You are one jurassic geezer.) 8. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.) 7.(I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.) 6.(who's really my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's). 5. (Hey, bud, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building.) 4. (It's not me, it's you.) 3. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.) 2. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)
...and the number 1 rejection line given by women (and what it actually means) 1. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective thing)
1. 1. Let's be friends.
2. I'm celibate.
3. I'm concentrating on my career.
4. It's not you, it's me.
5. I don't date men where I work.
6. I've got a boyfriend
7. My life is too complicated right now.
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
10. I think of you as a brother.
You Are Cherry Kiss Lip
Gloss You're a total
girly girl who's every
guy is sweet on.You take
pleasure in the simple
things in life, from cute
t-shirts to stuffed
animals.Any guy needs to
match your romantic
idealism to win your
heart, which is why
few...
Your Nail Polish Color is
Pink How you're unique:
You're girly without
being high maintenanceWhy
your style rocks: You're
the perfect blend of
stylish, preppy, and
cuteWhat this color says
about you: "I am
secure enough not to
follow every trend&...
You Are a Flashy Red Bra!
Outgoing, friendly, and
fascinating.You're a
charmer, with your pick
of the men.But you want a
man who's as magnetic as
you are.You need someone
who can keep up with your
all night gab fests! What
Kind of Bra Are You?
You are White Chocolate
You have a strong
feminine side with a good
bit of innocence thrown
in.Whether your girlish
ways are an act or not,
men like to take care of
you.You are an
understated beauty, and
your power is often
underestimated! What Kind
o...
You Are a Tomboy You're
having too much fun to
bother with nail polish
and crazy diets.Guys are
instead impressed by how
much you know and do! How
Girlie Are You?
Your Reputation Is:
Mystery Girl You're the
girl that everyone is
trying to figure out.Men
are attracted to your
intriguing persona - and
women want to copy it!
What's Your Reputation?
Guys Like That You're Fun
You're the type of girl
guys brag about
knowingThat's because
you're cool, funny, and
laid backYou're smart
enough to know how to be
one of the guysBut flirty
enough to know how to
make them all want you
What Do Guys Like Abo...
Your Celebrity Sisters
Are Jessica and Ashlee
Beautiful, feminine, and
stylish.Who care's if
you're a bit of a daddy's
girl? Who Are Your
Celebrity Sisters?