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Jun 3, 2010
Just starting off with something light. And some petitions for you, and more.

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.

A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.

A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.

What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.)

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.

She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under.

Every calendar's days are numbered.

A lot of money is tainted - Taint yours and taint mine.

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.

Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.

I hope all had a great Memorial Day Weekend. We went to a permanently located, year 'round flea market Saturday, and bought tomato plants, a flavor spice mix, a toy for my son, planted the tomatoes, and had a fun day. We cooked out Sunday, and used the spice mix on the chicken legs. We went out to the cemetery Monday, to put flags for the family, and to help clean off graves that are unattended near the family plot. We had a great weekend.

Just remember, abuse never takes a holiday. Unfortunately, it's during holidays that abuse often escalates. So while remembering our soldiers who have and are fighting for our rights, abusing one another is NOT one of them. So if you could, please click these three banners below to help take a chunk out of abuse.

This first one is for the federal petition for APRIL's LAW. It's the first internet law of this magnitude to shut down legal pedophile sites and also to protect our children from abuse, on and off line.


The next one is a companion petition, for April's Law Wisconsin, in hopes that all 50 states will have a version of it, and be leaders of the planet in ending child sex abuse.

fight child porn,fight online porn,fight online child pornography

Here is one for the abused men, who currently have little to no support. Many are laughed at, not believed, or teased about actually liking the abuse. As unacknowledged survivors of abuse, men are in dire need of shelter, support and services to become survivors in life, rather than remaining victim alone. In memory of baby Sean, I present Sean's Voice. Precious Sean was abused to death by his mother, simply for being a boy. (She also had a young daughter whom was not physically abused.) When his father tried to protect him, Sean's mother would have him arrested for the abuse. Then he was arrested for not protecting his sweet son, even after being abused himself. An abused mother would never be arrested, so why should the father? Had authorities recognized the signs, the abuser would automatically get arrested, leaving the children in the hands of the protective parent. But, as fate has it, there are not many DV shelters that takes FATHERS with children, so where would he go? Homelessness is a separate issue, and doesn't deal with abuse issues. Living on the street is not an option. Please click the banner to sign this petition.


Please also sign this petition against NAMBLA, an organization that promotes man/boy love relationships. Please, STOP NAMBLA FROM HURTING OUR YOUTH!!! I know I'm asking a lot here, but these are important issues, and NAMBLA is all about men abusing young boys, and making it legal. Please join the fight to end pedophilia.

Thank you for your continued support, and I'd totally appreciate it if you could spread the word. For every signature, points are earned to let the sponsor of the petition to do more good works for the planet.

Your recipe for the day:
20 fajita sized tortillas, corn or flour. 1 or 2 cans of black beans, drained. 1.5# seasoned chicken, diced. 1 head of romaine lettuce, chopped. 3 tomatoes, diced. 12 oz shredded cheese. Sour cream. Deep-fryer. Optional: minced onions. Salsa of your choice on the side.

To season chicken, dice chicken breast. Saute in a skillet with a pinch of salt, fresh ground pepper to taste, cumin, cilantro and the juice of one lime.

Alternate black beans and chicken into tortillas. (or make combination of a little of each in one tortilla) Fold like envelope, and with tooth picks, hold them together. Deep fry until lightly brown. Remove toothpicks. Set on paper towel lined baking sheet.

Remove paper towel. Line up your flauta rolls on cookie sheet neatly. With a spatula, layer sour cream on top. Then layer with shredded or the Mexican crumble cheese. Then your tomato, (onion) and lettuce. Serve. Top with salsa if you wish, but they're good without it. Enjoy!

Thank you for your continued support. YVI thanks the military for all they do. Without them defending freedoms, organizations such as this could not exist.
Hope everyone had a great weekend, and please sign the petition, and enjoy the flautas!

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