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Jan 31, 2012

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Agnes N.

Date: Tuesday, January 24, 2012, 9:08 PM Subject: my news, petitions, smiles

 

Hi..!!  Dear friends
time run so fast..tomorrow is Wednesday again
hope a day make you happy

I have a joke at the bottom page..
here is my news to note hope some will interest friends
http://www.care2.com/news/member/739004526?sort=submitted


here for who love to Click free to donate, sign petitions and want to share with your friends
We need signatures, please sign and share #10
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Peace of mind be with us..Agnes



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Made Where?

Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 a.m. While his coffee pot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA).


After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day, Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in.....AMERICA.....

Date: Friday, January 27, 2012, 11:49 PM Subject: Good Morning.!! Dear friends
 

Good Morning..!!  Dear friends
It's Weekend...have a good time


I have a joke for you at the bottom page..
here is my news to note hope some will interest friends
http://www.care2.com/news/member/739004526?sort=submitted



here for who love to Click free to donate, sign petitions and want to share, forward to your friends
We need signatures, please sign and share #10
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Peace of mind be with us..Agnes


jokes
                        Jokes! Adam and Eve
jokes


                                    Adam and Eve
One day, after a near eternity in the Garden of Eden, Adam calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem."
"What's the problem, Adam?" God replies.
"Lord, I know you created me and have provided for me and surrounded me with this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, but I'm just not happy."
"Why is that, Adam?" comes the reply from the heavens.
"Lord, I know you created this place for me, with all this lovely food and all of the beautiful animals, but I am lonely.
"Well Adam, in that case I have the perfect solution. I shall create a 'woman' for you."
"What's a 'woman', Lord?"
"This 'woman' will be the most intelligent, sensitive, caring, and beautiful creature I have ever created. She will be so intelligent that she can figure out what you want before you want it. She will be so sensitive and caring that she will know your every mood and how to make you happy. Her beauty will rival that of the heavens and earth. She will unquestioningly care for your every need and desire. She will be the perfect companion for you," replies the heavenly voice.
"Sounds great."
"She will be; but this is going to cost you, Adam."
"How much will this 'woman' cost me Lord?" Adam replies.
"She'll cost you your right arm, your right leg, an eye, an ear, and your left testicle."
Adam ponders this for some time, with a look of deep thought and concern on his face. Finally Adam says to God, "What can I get for a rib?"


                                         adam and eve


 


                jokes

Date: Tuesday, January 31, 2012, 1:52 AM Subject: Hi..!! Dear friends
 

Hi..!! Dear friends....have a happy week
take good care well


I have a joke share with you at the bottom page..
here is my news to note hope some will interest friends
http://www.care2.com/news/member/739004526?sort=submitted


here for who love to Click free to donate, sign petitions and want to share, forward to your friends
We need signatures, please sign and share #10


We need signatures, please sign and share #11


don't forget to check petitions update.. have add new everyday



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Thanks from the inside out


Peace of mind be with us..Agnes


        jokes
                       Jokes! Words of Wisdom


jokes


goofy guy




  • Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.


  • I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.


  • Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?!"


  • Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.


  • There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.


  • Good news is just life's way of keeping you off balance.


  • Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.


  • I considered atheism but there weren't enough holidays.


  • My inferiority complex is not as good as yours.


  • I am having an out of money experience.


  • I plan on living forever. So far, so good.


  • Not afraid of heights-afraid of widths.


  • I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.


  • If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.


  • A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.


  • Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.


  • Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks


  • Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.


  • Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.


  • The colder the x-ray table the more of your body is required on it.


  • The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.


  • The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.



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Posted: Jan 31, 2012 9:38pm
fwd: Virus Verified by Snopes-URGENT
Feb 23, 2008

fwd: Virus Verified by Snopes-URGENT
   
Here is a link to the snopes page: 

http://www.snopes.com/computer/virus/postcard.asp 

PLEASE SEND THIS TO EVERYONE ON YOUR CONTACT LIST!! 

A new virus has just been discovered that has been classified by Microsoft as the most destructive ever. This virus was discovered yesterday afternoon by McAfee . This virus simply destroys Sector Zero from the hard disk, where vital information for its functioning are stored.

This virus acts in the following manner: 
It sends itself automatically to all contacts on your list with the title:

'You've received a Post Card from a Family member'. 

As soon as the supposed virtual card is opened the computer freezes so that the user has to reboot. When the ctrl+alt+ delkeys or the reset button are pressed, the virus destroys Sector Zero, thus permanently destroying the hard disk. Yesterday in just a few hours this virus caused panic in New York , according to news broadcast by CNN. 

This alert was received by an employee of Microsoft itself. 

So don't open any mails with subject: 'A Post Card from As soon as you get the mail, delete it !! Even if you know the sender !!! 

Please pass this mail to all of your friends. 

Forward this to everyone in your address book. I'm sure most people, like myself, would rather receive this notice 25 times than not at All
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Posted: Feb 23, 2008 5:55am
Twisted humor....with a moral to the story
Jan 27, 2007
Twisted humor....with a moral to the story
I thought you would enjoy the humor in this.

Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die. This is so priceless, and so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is  today.

A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and then added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00, now is somewhere around $60.00.

A family member placed a call to Citibank:

Family Member: "I am calling to tell you that she died in January."
Bank: "The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply."
Family Member: "Maybe, you should turn it over to collections."
Bank: "Since it is two months past due, it already has been."
Family Member: So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?"
Bank: "Either report her account to the frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!"
Family Member: "Do you think God will be mad at her?"
Bank: "Excuse me?"
Family Member: "Did you just get what I was
telling you - the part about her being dead?"
Bank: "Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor."

Supervisor gets on the phone:
Family Member: "I'm calling to tell you, she died in January."
Bank: "The account was never closed and the late
fees and charges still apply."
Family Member: "You mean you want to collect from her estate?"
Bank: (Stammer) "Are you her lawyer?"
Family Member: "No, I'm her great nephew." (Lawyer info given)
Bank: "Could you fax us a certificate of death?"
Family Member: "Sure." (fax number is given)
After Bank receives fax:
Bank: "Our system just isn't set-up for death.
I don't know what more I can do to help."
Family Member: "Well, if you figure it out,
great! If not, you could just keep billing her. I don't think she will care."
Bank: "Well, the late fees and charges do still apply."
Family Member: "Would you like her new billing address?"
Bank: "That might help."
Family Member: " Odessa Memorial Cemetery , Highway 129, Plot Number 69."
Bank: "Sir, that's a cemetery!"
Family Member: "What do you do with dead people on your planet?"
And the moral to the story is this:  In case of death of a family member, notify all creditors.  Even when there is zero balance due.  If there is an open account...it needs to be closed. 
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Posted: Jan 27, 2007 5:00pm
"If You Like This, I Might Write Another" by tcmoon.
Oct 24, 2006
Date: Monday, October 23, 2006
Subject: At last! My book is published....
From:

Ron has received 182 new, 4631 total stars from Care2 membersRon has been awarded 1625 butterflies for taking action at Care2 Ron M.
 

Hi friends
After 20+ years of trying, I finally have a book published. It is a book of poetry, some old, some new and some I hope that you'll like. If you'd like to purchase,  please click the link below.


The book is titled "If You Like This, I Might Write Another" by tcmoon.

tcmoon is the name I write under, taken as a tribute to my maternal grandfather who died in 1940 fighting for my freedom.



Support independent publishing: buy this book on Lulu.                       Book Cover

Lulu (www.lulu.com), the world's fastest-growing provider of print-on-demand books."
bless you all and thank you...
Ron XX
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Posted: Oct 24, 2006 3:28am
fwd: friendship candle
Jul 7, 2006
Date: Thursday, July 6, 2006
Subject: fwd: friendship candle
 


Original Message:

-----------------




NOTICE AT THE END, THE DATE

THE CANDLE WAS STARTED.

GONNA GIVE YOU GOOSE BUMPS.



I am not going to be the one who lets it die.

I found it believable

--

Angels have walked beside me all of my life--and they still do.



Don't underestimate the Power of Prayer!

This is to All of You who mean something to me,

I pray for your Happiness.

The Candle of Love, Hope & Friendship










This candle was lit on the

15th of September, 1998

Someone who Loves You has helped

keep it alive by sending it to You.

Don't let The Candle of Love, Hope & Friendship die!

Pass It On To All

Of Your Friends and Everyone You Love!

May God richly Bless You as

you send this on.

Please keep this candle alive.


Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow.

Don't walk behind me, I may not lead.

Just walk beside me and be my friend.
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Posted: Jul 7, 2006 10:04am
Thank You Friends for your Holiday Cards, Stars Thank You!
Jun 17, 2006
Dear Friends,
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I hope you all have a wonderful weekend!


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Then we all sent! What a loving group of friends!
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Posted: Jun 17, 2006 2:25pm
To you: my dear online friend
Apr 25, 2006


LittleRunningDeersForest


 

AFTERNOON AT JENNY LAKE

by John Cogan

My Beautiful Friends

by Little Running Deer

My beautiful friends

We were one of a kind

We could end each others

Sentences with out

Leaving a word behind.

 

We loved life

We loved Mother Earth

We hiked

We roamed

We talked

We smiled

We worked

We loved being together

 

At times watching

Life from a mountain top

Seeing the ocean from afar

We could be

Quiet and enjoy

Each others company

Without a word said

Yes, we had come far

 

Even animals came

To be with us

There was a peace

A halo of light

Where ever we

Would go.

 

Then one by one

Each beautiful one

Passed

A hush came

Over the land

They were no longer

there...

 

Yes then I was placed

into a sea full of strangers

As I was no longer

Near my Tribes

I felt myself pulling away

Into a spirit world with

my old friends at my side

 

But among these strangers

I keep finding

Hand fulls of stars,

Yes, beautiful stars

That have fallen

About me

After my traveling so far

 

Once more

New friends to hold

In my hands to explore

The beauty of their fire

As they shine

They have put a light back into

My eyes......

Oh I adore

New Beautiful Friends

Once more







Awwwwwww Judith G.


From:

Agnes C.

This sums everything up...

fwd: fwd: fwd: fwd: To you: my dear online friend


http://www3.telus.net/public/a7a55952/on-line-friend.htm

Just wanted you to know that I'm honoured to have a friend like you.

Happy Easter!

Namaste


love Rain xx
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Posted: Apr 25, 2006 9:49pm
This is for the seals being slaughtered
Apr 18, 2006

This is for the seals being slaughtered..please keep this going.
Add whatever you'd like, a candle, a picture...
I am deeply saddened by this seal hunt, thank you.
    -Susan.


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Posted: Apr 18, 2006 1:49pm
Happy Bunny Day all my Sweet and Wonderful Friends!
Apr 11, 2006

The longer the night last, the more our dreams will be"
Chinese proverb



To answer questions Yes the big bunny is real . My friend Margaret H. shared this at RJ Hughes; NativeArtsCulture1 at Yahoo. She had it as an attachment so we have a file there to show some of those special  pictures for everyone and as it was already in my pic files I used it here, too!

 He weighs in at 22 pounds and measures a little  over 3 feet. he is a breed of rabbit called german giant (how appropriate!). this is his owner, Hans Wagner, struggling to hold him up. from the NY Post article:

We don't feed him an unusual diet said Wagner. He goes through more than his brothers and sisters, but he eats the same food mix. His favorite food is actually lettuce. He can never get enough of it.
LOOK AT THOSE FEET!
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Posted: Apr 11, 2006 12:26am
Life on the Internet Helping Causes
Feb 26, 2006
 
Can we talk about a cause or issue we chickens have about our egg quota for the farmers? Hey there, my friend!........
 
Oh   she does  not even know I am here!
 
 
 
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