22,618,249 members doing good!
about our ads
share your passions, stories, inspirations, and more
Farmers and their combines
Mar 26, 2006
A farmer was sitting at the table while his wife was preparing dinner,.
His wife dropped a spoon and bent over to pick up. As she bent over the
farmer said ,

"Honey, your butt is as big as a combine." The wife picks up the spoon
and continues cooking with no comment to her husband.
As she put the dinner on the table,
she dropped the pepper shaker on the floor.
While she was bent over picking it up the
farmer said,
Honey, I take that back.  Your butt is as big as two combines!"
The wife picks up the pepper, sets it on the table and begins eating with no
comment to her
husband. Later on that night after the couple had gone to bed the farmer
started to
feeling a little frisky.
As he cuddled up to his wife he noticed that there was not response on her
end.
He tapped his wife on the shoulder and asked her what was wrong.
She replied, "Do you really think
that I am going to fire up $300,000 dollars worth of machinery for one
little corn cob?"
(0) | () | | send green star | flag as inappropriate
Visibility: Everyone
Tags: , , ,
Posted: Mar 26, 2006 8:37pm

 
 
 
Content and comments expressed here are the opinions of Care2 users and not necessarily that of Care2.com or its affiliates.

Author

Harold Self
male, age 68, single
Spruce Pine, NC, USA
Shares by Type:
All (477) | Blog (26) | Photo (8) | Message (443)

Showing shares tagged with: combines [show all]
ads keep care2 free
SHARES FROM HAROLD'S NETWORK
Jun
19
(0 comments  |  discussions )
"A man of personality can formulate ideals, but only a man of character can achieve them."
Jun
18
(0 comments  |  discussions )
"Hitch your wagon to a star."
(0 comments  |  discussions )
Essentials of Life Holistic Enrichment Center is a home-based interfaith church.  We choose this designation for many reasons, mostly to preserve our freedom.  Freedom of religion...and from religion...is very important to us.  We beli...
(0 comments  |  discussions )
Click on picture to view in full-size Copyright ©2004-201...
Jun
17
(0 comments  |  discussions )
"It's always too early to quit."
(0 comments  |  discussions )
...
Jun
16
(0 comments  |  discussions )
"If you fell down yesterday, stand up today."
Jun
15
(0 comments  |  discussions )
"One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters."
(0 comments  |  discussions )
Click on photo to view in full size My In-laws house Copyright 2004-2013 Antonette Stiebritz© All Rights reserved. This Feed is for personal non-commercial, non - derivative use only. If you...
Jun
14
(0 comments  |  0 discussions )
"They're only truly great who are truly good."

Copyright © 2013 Care2.com, inc. and its licensors. All rights reserved