First They Came for Tinky Winky and I Did Nothing: Now It’s the Muppets
Where would we be without Fox News? No ‘War on Christmas,‘ no ‘Secret Muslim.’ And, of course, no ‘Liberal Hollywood Agenda.’
This insidious agenda is there — of course — in the ‘homosexual agenda’ of Tinky Winky, what with his (?) handbag and his obviously gay symbol antenna. Never mind that the Teletubbies is a BBC production, it’s all part of the European Socialist/International Liberal Conspiracy.
But it gets worse!
Now Fox Business has exposed how the Muppets are anti-capitalist, nay, they’re Marxists!
In their new movie 90 minute long indoctrination of our children, one of the Muppet villains is a nasty oil baron, something which has never been seen before in the entire annals of American entertainment. Not once has a job creator even been portrayed as anything other than a hero in any American movie.
Fox Business contributors want Miss Piggy taken to task (watch), with host Eric Bolling asking Dan Gainor of the conservative Media Research Center: “Is liberal Hollywood using class warfare to brainwash our kids?”
“It’s amazing how far the left will go just to manipulate your kids, to convince them, give the anti-corporate message,” says Gainor.
Kermit is a “communist,” these film reviewers say. Though, personally, I had assumed he must be a treehugger, what with being green and a member of an endangered order of critters.
Bring back Scrooge McDuck! Why isn’t Fox launching that campaign, I ask?
This satire/stupidity was brought to you by the letter ‘S.’
Please make sure that your ideological earmuffs are switched to the ‘Fox’ position before viewing this Liberal Hollywood anti-business propaganda.
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