Mittens Wants Your Braaaaaaaains (Just Ask Joss Whedon)

This election season, emotions are running high. As they should. There is a lot at stake. Healthcare reform. Unrestrained corporate power. A woman’s bodily autonomy. But did you know that there is an even more serious issue to think about?

That’s right. It’s the zombie apocalypse.

Forget about who will fix the economy. The important question is, who will bring about the zombie apocalypse? Who will bring The Walking Dead to life? Who will make parkour relevant again? These are the questions we should be asking this election season. Writer, directer, Buffy creator and nerd god Joss Whedon knows the answer.

Think about it.

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Magdalen B.
Magdalen B.2 years ago

Thought this was going to be about a zombie kitten! Thanks, Joss, brilliant as always.

Shanti S.
S S.2 years ago

Thank you.

Raghunath Singh Ranawat


Joseph Belisle
Joseph Belisle3 years ago

I just had to read Ayenis R. posts after all the response this poster got. Wow. Extremist? Care2? Is it extremist to think we need to maintain the viability of our eco-systems? Gosh, Ayenis R. what flavor is your coolaid?

Joseph Belisle
Joseph Belisle3 years ago

I really enjoy Mr. Whedon's work. And this one was really cool.

Rin S.
Rin S.3 years ago

God, Joss Whedon is amazing.

Geraldine S.
Geraldine Smith3 years ago

This guy is an imbecile.

Glenna Jones-kachtik
Glenna Kachtik3 years ago

Unfortunately for some of the Zombies, they may starve to death...some of these people have no brains that they are currently aware of or if they do, they don't know how to use those brains so they would just be suckin' & suckin' & nothing would come out.

Marie W.
Marie W.3 years ago

WHOOA tell it like it is!

Marianne B.
MARIA B.3 years ago