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Move Over, Stenographer: 7 Even Worse Quotes from Congress

Move Over, Stenographer: 7 Even Worse Quotes from Congress
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The government shutdown may finally be over, but one of the stories garnering the most headlines currently was an outburst by longtime stenographer, Dianne Reidy, on the House floor. Approaching the microphone as Representatives voted Wednesday, Reidy rambled about the nation’s lack of religion. “The greatest deception here is this is not one nation under God!” she said. “It never was. Had it been, it would not have been! The Constitution would not have been written by Freemasons!”

Admittedly, her words are pretty out there. Still, it’s ridiculous that the media is now choosing to ridicule this woman instead of the politicians who brought the government to a standstill for equally crazy reasons. Besides, it’s not as if those are the weirdest sentences uttered on the House floor. More embarrassingly, we have plenty of elected officials whose beliefs are more bizarre than Reidy’s.

Here are 7 nutty quotes from members of Congress worthy of much more criticism:

1. “I would point out that if you’re a believer in the Bible, one would have to say the Great Flood is an example of climate change, and that certainly wasn’t because mankind had overdeveloped hydrocarbon energy.” – Texas Representative Joe Barton

Barton has tried to argue that, even in the face of evidence of climate change, there’s no reason to do anything to prevent it. After all, it may be God’s will.

2. “You have this 21st century plantation that has been out there, where the Democrat Party has forever taken the black vote for granted. And you have established certain black leaders who are nothing more than the overseers of that plantation. And now the people on that plantation are upset because they have been disregarded, disrespected, and their concerns are not cared about. So I’m here as the modern-day Harriet Tubman to kind of lead people on the Underground Railroad, away from that plantation into a sense of sensibility.” – Florida Representative Allen West

West comparing himself to Harriet Tubman for [hypothetically] bringing African Americans over to the GOP is pure comedy.

3. “I think video games is a bigger problem than guns because video games affect people.” – Tennessee Senator Lamar Alexander.

Alexander clearly doesn’t understand how bullets work if he thinks they lack the power to “affect” people.

4. “Unfortunately, [Melissa Etheridge] is now suffering from breast cancer, so keep her in your prayers. This may be an opportunity for her now to be open to some spiritual things, now that she is suffering with that physical disease: she is a lesbian.” – Minnesota Representative Michele Bachmann

Saying that a cancer diagnosis is also an apt time to repent for a homosexual lifestyle is not just tacky, it’s delusional.

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6:55PM PDT on Oct 21, 2013

Some of these are just too mean and callous. Others are plain ridiculous. How do these people get elected?

2:53PM PDT on Oct 21, 2013

Idiot is, as.idiot does!!!!!!!

5:29AM PDT on Oct 21, 2013

What I've found shocking in the news coverage of this poor woman's breakdown is that the news people have all totally missed a great teaching opportunity. What she said was factually accurate - this country was founded by a bunch of Deists who didn't believe that Jesus was the son of God but a great moral philosopher, many of whom were indeed Freemasons. It would have been fabulous if they'd had historians all over TV stating categorically that this country was not founded on 'Christian principles', as so many ignorant Americans now believe - it's easier to brainwash an empty brain than a full one.

Joe Barton is not a representative of a district in Texas, he's a representative of Big Oil. He's the idiot who apologized to Tony Haywood of BP when he was being grilled during a congressional hearing, and characterized the President's request for a 20 billion down payment for damages from BP as 'extortion'. Lamar Alexander has signs of early Alzheimers since he's more concerned about the 'effects' of video games than bullets, but the rest of these people are all certifiable; many will end their days institutionalized or incarcerated after committing a mass murder (I'm talking 'bout you, Alan West!).

10:16PM PDT on Oct 20, 2013

They must not have had a stenographer the day our Commander In Chief Obama demonstrated three times he didn't know what a "Corpsman" was nor how many states are in the USA. He voted against raising the debt ceiling and called it unpatriotic and irresponsible to do so as a Senator. Yet he's awfully righteously indignant now. Boy he sure is good at Droning the hell out of people, though. Even U.S. citizens! Yet I haven't seen Sheehan and Code Pink having seizures in front of the White House over it in...5 years. I suppose the half a million dollar soccer field built for those poor oppressed terrorists at Gitmo makes up for it.

9:52PM PDT on Oct 20, 2013

And they couldn't find a single ridiculous quote from a democrat. How predictable. No bias here at all. Do the political activist fake journalists writing propaganda here get paid or are they considered volunteers for the DNC?

4:53PM PDT on Oct 20, 2013

(cont'd) . And his people - the only people he considers as American people - are willing to believe him.

4:52PM PDT on Oct 20, 2013

I said that I would post this at different times of the day to reach as many people as I can so here I am. The government shutdown cost US, the taxpayers, $24 Billion. Republican leaders are saying it won’t happen again but, once again, Ted Cruz isn’t promising the same thing. I'm fed up. So I created a petition on this site and on We The People, the White House site for petitions. The argument that I've made is a legal one, not an emotional one, based on a ruling by the United States Supreme Court in Perry vs United States. Please go to the Care2 petition page to read the entire argument by using this link:
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We REALLY must do something to stop Ted Cruz, Michele Bachmann, and all of those Tea Partiers from gaining any more power over the Congressional process because, as we’ve seen, they don’t care about the harm that their actions have caused. They are dangerous and Cruz perhaps the most dangerous of all because he is a religious zealot. He is on record as opposing not only abortion but birth control because HE, against all scientific evidence to the contrary, considers them abortifacients - something that causes abortions. And hi

4:43PM PDT on Oct 20, 2013

So many people with fear, greed and hate in their hearts. When will the stupid end?

3:26PM PDT on Oct 20, 2013

West's district already threw him out and brought Grayson back, As did Pennsylvania with Santorum. And I'm ever hopeful that Bachmann's district will get over it's collective Bachmannia and elect a Democrat in her place. Then maybe Marcus will realize that he's actually gay and toss Michele out in the streets with the rest of the um, prostitutes.

11:57AM PDT on Oct 20, 2013

If a lot more of these 'crazies' were locked up, you can bet the stenographer would not have had her outburst & the government might actually work the way it's supposed to. How about every single person running for office passing a psychiatric exam before their name can even go on the ballot? How many narcissists would you find? I'm sure there's a few sociopaths there, also. Let them find out what it's like to have no control over your life because the 'crazies' have taken over!

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