Right Wing Reads Michelle Obama’s Mind, Knows She Disresepected Flag
We’ve all known for a long time that the extreme Right-Wing punditry and blogosphere have powers beyond our understanding. But now they’ve unveiled their latest.
They can read people’s minds.
Oh, they’re going to hide it somewhat, claiming it was actually prowess at lip reading that led them to realize that First Lady Michelle Obama callously and unpatriotically sullied the 9/11 10th Anniversary Memorial by making snide remarks about the American flag. But since her lips weren’t even visible during part of the 4 seconds of video they are referring to as “proof,” it has to be their ESP working instead.
Of course, the Administration is going to try and hide it, with the First Lady’s communications director claiming she was actually commenting on the beauty of the ceremony. But we all know she’s just clamoring for an excuse while they attempt to plan how to continue trying to turn the world into a socialist utopia now that they know the conservatives can read their every thought.
But wait? “All this for a flag?” might not have really been what Michelle Obama said? Well, she was obviously thinking that, even if she didn’t say it, and that’s just enough scandal to keep the right wing in motion. At least until they can think of something else to make up about what she was saying or thinking.
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