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10 Halloween Pranks That Don’t Damage Property

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10 Halloween Pranks That Don’t Damage Property

By Philip Schmidt, Hometalk

Smashing pumpkins is a cliche, and only serves to make a mess. TP-ing a house isn’t a good Halloween prank because you can do it any time of the year. And vandalism is downright thuggish – the preference of the slightly imbalanced kid in the group who has to take everything too far. No, a Halloween prank is worth its weight in blood only if it scares the pirate pants off of someone or gives them the willies deep inside their skeleton. Of course, a funny gag played on trick-or-treaters is equally apropos on this night of heightened emotions. Boo!

1. Servin’ up over-easies

Handing out inappropriate “treats” to trick-or-treaters is an old classic, but one of the all-time best comes from Geoff “Peter Pan” Dodd (my uncle-in-law), who answers the door holding a spatula and a frying pan full of fried eggs, ready to drop one in the nearest treat bag.

2. Junk drawer treats

A variation on the terrible treat gag: Tell trick-or-treaters that you’re sorry but you’ve just run out of candy. Then say, “Well, wait a minute…I’m sure I can find something here that’s good…” Step away from the door briefly (and make voluble sounds of rummaging through a drawer or closet, if desired), coming back with “treats” like an old hairbrush or toothbrush, leftovers from the fridge, one dirty sock…anything you can think of. Be completely earnest and ask, “Who wants what?” to really make them squirm.

3. Living dead scarecrow

This timeless classic requires careful setup, but it scares the candy corn out of trick-or-treaters of all ages. Dress up as a scarecrow or other suitable character so your body and face are completely concealed. Slump down onto a hay bale next to your front door, as though you’re a dummy. When visitors have rung the bell and await the door opening, you come to life in any variety of ways: jump up and scream hideously, slump over and moan, say “hello” as though you’ve been waiting for them to arrive…anything will get a good reaction.

4. Table manners

Set up a card table on your front stoop or concrete stairs with a self-serve bowl of candy, and darken the house as though you’ve gone out trick-or-treating. Cover the table with a tablecloth, and post a sign that says, “Please take one piece only.” Have one person hide under the table while another is in the house secretly watching the bowl of candy, communicating to the table person via cell phone. When the watcher catches a kid taking a handful of candy (as many inevitably do), he signals to the table person, who yells out from his hiding place, “ONE PIECE ONLY!!!” or a similar admonishment. There’s also the option of jumping out from under the table to reveal a frightening getup.

5. Leaf of your senses

A simpler variation on the scarecrow: Hide inside a pile of leaves near the driveway or walkway leading to the front door, and jump out with a monster howl at the appropriate time. You can also scare them coming and going by having a friend hide inside a bagged trash can next to the leaf pile.

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2:13AM PDT on Oct 23, 2012

Thanks for sharing!

12:39PM PDT on Oct 6, 2012


7:29PM PST on Nov 11, 2011

definitely some odd tricks

10:32AM PST on Nov 8, 2011

wow, now i can't wait till next Halloween

1:43PM PDT on Nov 3, 2011

great ideas, but I don't allow my kids to do pranks. I hope they don't with their friends.

1:43PM PDT on Nov 3, 2011

great ideas, but I don't allow my kids to do pranks. I hope they don't with their friends.

2:15AM PDT on Nov 3, 2011


2:47PM PDT on Nov 2, 2011

thank you for the article

10:32PM PDT on Oct 31, 2011

TY :)

4:11AM PDT on Oct 31, 2011


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