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Baby Talk: Seldom Shared Wisdom for New Parents

Baby Talk: Seldom Shared Wisdom for New Parents

Recently, I ran into a pair of old friends that had just entered that supremely disorienting state of parenthood, with their newborn in tow. Now, I feel for new parents, not because the first few weeks/months of parenthood are extraordinarily difficult; no, more because of the riotous litany of advice foisted upon them is enough to make you want to bury your head in the sand. For me, the worst part of getting lots of unsolicited advice was not that it was confusing, but that it was so clichéd and had been long drained of any emotional truth. Directives and counsel that informed you to “just get some sleep”, or to try out some seemingly insane and counter-intuitive parenting maneuver because, as some like to insist, “no one ever died.”

So, in light of the advisory noise and my great regard and sympathy for new parents everywhere, I give you a few bits of sensible and honest advice (unsolicited, I admit), the kind of truth and advice that no one ever cares to tell you. Feel free to add to my humble list in the comments section with some of your sagely advice, truisms, and observations, just make them sincere and genuine. Here goes:

• The hours between 2 AM and 4 AM are potentially the darkest moments of your waking lives. These are the times in which you are routinely awoken out of a fitful slumber to soothe a crying child. Due to compounded sleep deprivation, you will likely be filled with thoughts of dread, remorse, and anxiety as you try to lull your unwitting child back to a comfortable state of repose. Just know, these are the “dark hours” and they too shall pass.

• All babies love (fill in the blank). Not true! Babies are truly unique beings; therefore they don’t all uniformly love or hate anything.

• Unsolicited advice from friends, family and complete strangers is the norm. Get used to it, or find a suitable way of deflecting it.

• Depending on your child and your respective situation, taking care of an infant is never quite as difficult as everyone likes to lead on. Day in and day out it is a formidable challenge, but reasonably doable. However, the cumulative effect is what becomes the most exhaustive and depleting factor.

• After you spend hours upon hours gazing into the eyes of your child, and then alternately watching them sleep peacefully, the head and physique of your average adult will appear grotesquely large and colossal. Be warned.

• Changing diapers is no big thing, until the baby starts consuming solids.

• Lots of babies love the Ramones just as much as they love Raffi.

• Feeding babies copious amounts of rice cereal doesn’t make them sleep through the night.

• As said best by multi-media artist Jenny Holzer, who became best known for her series of truisms, “Raise boys and girls the same.”

• After about a week or two, your baby’s skin will peel and molt like a reptile. It is totally natural but alarming nonetheless.

• Trust yourself above all else, because parental confidence is key. Your baby knows and you will soon find out.

• Choose carefully who you have to come for those premiere newborn visits. Ideally, you don’t want someone who could hold the baby for you (that is your job and privilege), you want someone who knows how to stock a fridge and mop a floor.

• Don’t panic if you don’t feel a significant bond within the first few days. Bonding is a gradual process that cannot be rushed and you will have plenty of time to make it happen.

• Babies are indifferent to material possessions; therefore it is unnecessary to stock your house with massive amounts of toys and miscellany. Babies don’t need much more than warmth, security and love.

Eric Steinman is a freelance writer based in Rhinebeck, N.Y. He regularly writes about food, music, art, architecture and culture and is a regular contributor to Bon Appétit among other publications.

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Eric Steinman

Eric Steinman is a freelance writer based in Rhinebeck, NY. He regularly writes about food, music, art, architecture, and culture and is a regular contributor to Bon Appétit among other publications.

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5:28AM PDT on Sep 6, 2011

My husband and I just found out a few days ago that we are expecting our first child, so this advice will be helpful in the near future. Thank you.

2:01AM PDT on Jun 14, 2011

Thanks for the great advice!

4:46AM PST on Dec 16, 2010

Thanks for the info.

1:38PM PDT on May 28, 2010

Good advice, thank you :)

6:40PM PST on Jan 22, 2010

Great article, thank you.

8:02AM PST on Dec 17, 2009

I honestly do not understand why people try to act like being a new mom is so hard! I had my first son when I was 16. Yes, there were times of frustration but overall it's just an amazing experience. You wait 9 long months on that baby. Who cares about sleep? I'd rather be staring into those gorgeous blue newborn eyes anyway. I'm now overdue with my third, 40 weeks 4 days pregnant. My other half keeps telling me I need to get on a normal sleep schedule before our new daughter gets here. I tried to explain to him that my night owl habits will be coming in handy once she arrives.

10:49AM PDT on Jun 19, 2009

thankyou...
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2:02AM PST on Mar 5, 2009

In recent news, something came to light that shocked me and feel that ALL NEW MUMS should know about. When you are due to give birth; think if you have or had a "cold sore" ON YOUR "LIPS" because the first obvious thing you're likely to want to do is "KISS YOUR LOVELY BABY" well, DON'T, because that "KISS" could KILL - I'm serious, please fine out more about this yourself, especially if you suffer from "cold sores."

7:36PM PST on Feb 19, 2009

Breastfed baby poop doesn't stick -- it's only if you introduce anything else (solids, formula) that you get stink, and before they are six months, their guts are not ready for anything but breast milk anyway.

4:35PM PST on Feb 19, 2009

Yeah I agree about the toys. My toddlers would play with empty boxes for hours and hours. They also loved blocks.

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