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Cat Therapy: Boost Your Serotonin in 2 Minutes

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Cat Therapy: Boost Your Serotonin in 2 Minutes

Some people say laughter is the best medicine, so here are ten fun cat jokes to get your first dose of giggles for the day. Even just looking at pictures of cats — and especially kittens — boosts your serotonin (one of your happy brain chemicals). Get even more of a happy brain boost plus lower blood pressure by putting a cat on your lap while you read these jokes. ENJOY! And may your day be blessed with much love, laughter and fur.


Q: Why is a thirsty cat like a track runner?

A: He keeps going back for one more lap.



Q: What do you call a cat wearing shoes?

A: Puss in boots.


Q: Why do cats make terrible story tellers?

A: They only have one tail.



Q: Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can’t?

A: Your lap.


Q: If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on?

A: Their paws.


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Cherise Udell

Cherise Udell is a mom, clean air advocate, anthropologist and feline aficionado with the nomadic habit of taking spontaneous sojourns to unusual destinations. Before her adventures in motherhood, she was an intrepid Amazon jungle guide equipped with a pair of sturdy wellingtons and a 24-inch machete, as well as a volunteer at a rainforest animal rescue center.


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5:00AM PDT on Jun 24, 2014

thanks for sharing :)

1:51AM PST on Dec 29, 2013

excellent- cats always make me feel much better!

10:33AM PST on Dec 22, 2013

Adorable, and the graphics of the kitties made my day. Thanks.

10:29AM PST on Dec 22, 2013

thanks for great therapy

4:05PM PST on Dec 8, 2013


5:49AM PST on Nov 30, 2013

Love kitties!! Thanks for the article & great jokes!

3:56PM PST on Nov 24, 2013

peeping tom made me laugh

10:57AM PST on Nov 24, 2013

Lovely :D

7:02PM PST on Nov 18, 2013

Awe.... Cute jokes. Kittens will always make your day.
They are little monsters but are so cute. They are babies.

4:59PM PST on Nov 12, 2013

I liked all jokes. They definitely made my day! :-)

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