Cat Therapy: Boost Your Serotonin in 2 Minutes
Some people say laughter is the best medicine, so here are ten fun cat jokes to get your first dose of giggles for the day. Even just looking at pictures of cats — and especially kittens — boosts your serotonin (one of your happy brain chemicals). Get even more of a happy brain boost plus lower blood pressure by putting a cat on your lap while you read these jokes. ENJOY! And may your day be blessed with much love, laughter and fur.
Q: Why is a thirsty cat like a track runner?
A: He keeps going back for one more lap.
Q: What do you call a cat wearing shoes?
A: Puss in boots.
Q: Why do cats make terrible story tellers?
A: They only have one tail.
Q: Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can’t?
A: Your lap.
Q: If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on?
A: Their paws.
Q: What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
A: Mice Krispies.
Q: How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?
A: Shredded tweet
Q: Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle?
A: Too many cheetahs.
Q: What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat?
A: A peeping tom.
Do you have any fun cat jokes of your own? If so, please add them below in the comment section for others to enjoy. If not, which one the above kitty jokes was your favorite? And share these with the kids in your life, they will undoubtedly get a purr out of them too.