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Dog vs. Cat Diary

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Dog vs. Cat Diary

This classic dog versus cat diary has been circulating the internet for years, maybe since the advent of internet humor. However, I was not able to find the original author so this humor-filled comparison between felines and canines remains anonymous (if you know who the original author is, please let me know!).  Personally, I just read it for the first time last month, so I thought it was worth sharing it with Care2 readers. Whether you have read it before or are reading it for the first time, ENJOY!


The Dog’s Diary

8:00 am – Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30 am – A car ride! My favorite thing!

9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30 am – Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

12:00 PM – Milk bones! My favorite thing!

1:00 PM – Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

3:00 PM – Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

5:00 PM – Dinner! My favorite thing!

7:00 PM – Got to play ball! My favorite thing!












8:00 PM – Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!

11:00 PM – Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!


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Cherise Udell

Cherise Udell is a mom, clean air advocate, anthropologist and feline aficionado with the nomadic habit of taking spontaneous sojourns to unusual destinations. Before her adventures in motherhood, she was an intrepid Amazon jungle guide equipped with a pair of sturdy wellingtons and a 24-inch machete, as well as a volunteer at a rainforest animal rescue center.


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5:59AM PST on Feb 20, 2015

I like zefrank's "Sad Cat Diary" on YouTube. I'll just leave that link here:

5:32AM PST on Feb 20, 2015

My son used to say we have a dog who thinks she's a cat and a cat who thinks she's a dog

5:14AM PST on Feb 6, 2015

The dog goes & thinks: "Hmmm, they feed me, they pet me, they must be Gods!"
The cat goes & thinks. "Hmmm, they feed me, they pet me, HEY! I MUST BE GOD!!!"

1:51PM PST on Jan 30, 2015


9:10AM PST on Jan 3, 2015

love that cat

5:47AM PST on Nov 17, 2014

ahahah cat...

10:58AM PDT on Sep 29, 2014

I laugh every time I read this. :D

10:38PM PDT on Aug 11, 2014

I tell my husband that I think the cats all chipped in and took an insurance policy out on me. They have the weaving in and out around my feet - even on the stairs - down to a science :)

3:15AM PDT on Jul 21, 2014

Haha, brilliant! Thanks for sharing

2:16PM PDT on Jul 15, 2014

i've seen this many times and i still took the time to read it - and laugh! it's funny because it's so accurate!!

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