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Dog vs. Cat Diary

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Dog vs. Cat Diary

This classic dog versus cat diary has been circulating the internet for years, maybe since the advent of internet humor. However, I was not able to find the original author so this humor-filled comparison between felines and canines remains anonymous (if you know who the original author is, please let me know!).  Personally, I just read it for the first time last month, so I thought it was worth sharing it with Care2 readers. Whether you have read it before or are reading it for the first time, ENJOY!


The Dog’s Diary

8:00 am – Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30 am – A car ride! My favorite thing!

9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30 am – Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

12:00 PM – Milk bones! My favorite thing!

1:00 PM – Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

3:00 PM – Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

5:00 PM – Dinner! My favorite thing!

7:00 PM – Got to play ball! My favorite thing!












8:00 PM – Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!

11:00 PM – Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!


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Cherise Udell

Cherise Udell is a mom, clean air advocate, anthropologist and feline aficionado with the nomadic habit of taking spontaneous sojourns to unusual destinations. Before her adventures in motherhood, she was an intrepid Amazon jungle guide equipped with a pair of sturdy wellingtons and a 24-inch machete, as well as a volunteer at a rainforest animal rescue center.


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12:11AM PDT on Jul 10, 2014

Thanks for sharing!

3:47PM PDT on Jul 1, 2014

funny and true

7:03PM PDT on Jun 7, 2014

Really interesting... Thanks.

12:53AM PDT on May 30, 2014


2:09PM PDT on May 28, 2014

This has been around the internet for a long time but it's still funny.

11:30AM PDT on May 3, 2014

Thanks for sharing

3:10AM PDT on Apr 29, 2014

Funny! Thanks for sharing :-)

6:38PM PDT on Apr 23, 2014

Amusing, however the cat that owns me is never confined due to allergies. I am allergic to her but she kindly allows me to stay within our home and even lets me sleep on my (apologies, her) bed.

It seems that everything is a dog's favourite thing while cats are far more discerning.

6:13PM PDT on Apr 23, 2014

I love the part about tripping up the owner, one of my cats is rather good at doing that, thankfully nowhere near stairs!

3:53PM PDT on Mar 16, 2014

Great fun!

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