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Dog vs. Cat Diary

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Dog vs. Cat Diary

This classic dog versus cat diary has been circulating the internet for years, maybe since the advent of internet humor. However, I was not able to find the original author so this humor-filled comparison between felines and canines remains anonymous (if you know who the original author is, please let me know!).  Personally, I just read it for the first time last month, so I thought it was worth sharing it with Care2 readers. Whether you have read it before or are reading it for the first time, ENJOY!


The Dog’s Diary

8:00 am – Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30 am – A car ride! My favorite thing!

9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30 am – Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

12:00 PM – Milk bones! My favorite thing!

1:00 PM – Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

3:00 PM – Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

5:00 PM – Dinner! My favorite thing!

7:00 PM – Got to play ball! My favorite thing!












8:00 PM – Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!

11:00 PM – Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!


Next: Cat’s Diary


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Cherise Udell

Cherise Udell is a mom, clean air advocate, anthropologist and feline aficionado with the nomadic habit of taking spontaneous sojourns to unusual destinations. Before her adventures in motherhood, she was an intrepid Amazon jungle guide equipped with a pair of sturdy wellingtons and a 24-inch machete, as well as a volunteer at a rainforest animal rescue center.


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3:53PM PDT on Mar 16, 2014

Great fun!

11:48AM PDT on Mar 9, 2014

So true, so true. We get to own dogs, but cats are the masters of their own little universes. How funny!

7:03AM PDT on Mar 9, 2014

Nice to see something just plain funny on this site

2:49PM PST on Mar 7, 2014

thanks. I loved reading this thou Ive seen this before.

3:21AM PST on Mar 7, 2014

great !!!

3:50AM PST on Mar 4, 2014

Thanks :)

8:51PM PST on Feb 18, 2014

thnx for sharing

12:26AM PST on Feb 12, 2014

cats looks very funny n cute

3:55PM PST on Feb 9, 2014

Yes, I have always loved this, so funny! I often think, when cats, wend themselves about your legs "must try this at the top of the stairs". Very clever and very funny.

11:45PM PST on Feb 4, 2014

luking so innocent :*

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