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Elderly Dachshund Steals Dentures — Caption Contest Winners!

Elderly Dachshund Steals Dentures — Caption Contest Winners!

Last week, we asked you to caption Polo the 14-year-old doxie, from Care2 member Susan K!

First, the grand prize winner, who will receive 5,000 Butterfly Rewards for her clever caption:

  • “No, I haven’t seen your teeth. Why do you ask?” – Carlene V.
    And here are four more of our favorite captions:

  • “Mooove over Mr. Ed … There’s a new star in town!“ – Roxanne S.
  • “You’re never fully dressed without a smile!!!“ – Cheryl M.
  • “Why do I always get hand-me-downs? I’m telling you, it’s not even my size.” – Ulane V..
  • “I look like a Rottweiler now, my new weapon.” – Klaus S.


Many thanks to everyone who submitted a caption, and we hope you tune in for more Care2 Caption Contests, for the chance to win recognition and Butterfly Rewards!

Got a cute or funny pet photo of your own that needs a caption? Submit your photos to!

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1:34AM PDT on May 30, 2015

Super cute.

8:43PM PDT on Jul 23, 2014

cute captions!

11:24AM PDT on Jul 22, 2014

SUch a funny picture!

9:13PM PDT on Jun 8, 2014

Love the photo.

5:03PM PDT on Jun 8, 2014

That is a good one. Thanks for the laugh.

11:40AM PDT on Jun 8, 2014

congrats to all. very clever captions

10:42AM PDT on Jun 7, 2014

One of these days, I"ll win one of these contests.

10:41AM PDT on Jun 7, 2014

Great job guys.

10:10PM PDT on Jun 5, 2014


3:12PM PDT on Jun 4, 2014


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