Gee Whiz! 8 Hilarious Restroom Signs
Lots of things in life are tricky and take time to truly master, like baking or learning a foreign language. Potty training? Not so much. These nine ridiculous restroom signs make me feel pretty good about my aptitude in the loo, and make me wonder what the heck is going on out there.
As a general rule, the wall-climbing peekaboo man is a hazard I try to avoid. This sign would inspire me to hold it, no matter how badly I had to go.
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I’ll admit that I’ve never really considered the tough decisions men have to make when they visit the restroom: sit, stand, or bring your own chair and do a little target practice. This restroom clearly encourages the latter.
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Puttin’ on the Spritz
This restroom must be for magicians … or for people who drink only spritzer.
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Never mind the puzzling introduction to toilet perching—I’m actually glad this warning exists. With a toilet that big, perching could only mean eventual soggy death.
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Riddle Me This …
I think of this sign as a preemptive strike against whatever cognitive skill I would use to get myself to the gender-appropriate restroom. Don’t mistake.
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The emphasis on “sanitary” here makes me wonder what kind of seat covers the guys across the street offer—burlap?
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The vibrating toilet! Genius! I just hope it comes with a seat belt.
Photo source: Jean-Marc/Jhon-John/Jo BeLo (cc)
Let Freedom Rain
I suppose I can’t wash my feet in your toilet, either?
Photo source: CosmoPolitican (cc)
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By Renae Hurlbutt, DivineCaroline