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My Most Regretful Breakup Behavior

My Most Regretful Breakup Behavior

By GalTime.com for YourTango.com.

I recently read an article about how to exit a relationship gracefully, hoping to see myself in its words. After all, I went through a pretty nasty divorce that dragged on for a year-and-a-half before the 11-year relationship was legally deemed over. And, following that, there were many online dating one-dinner or months-long relationship endings.

I have had plenty of relationship experience, and, I thought, there had to be a fair amount tactful exits among them. But graceful goodbyes? Not so much. Instead of recalling moments of quietly closing the door behind me, I mostly remembered revolving, slamming and sneaking out of doors. Not pretty.

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I’ve had my moments of being the adult in the situation, mustering up respectfulness, clarity and conciseness in cutting myself loose. Once, in a pub over a quiet lunch, I told a man I’d been dating for a few months that, sadly, in the weeks since we’d last seen each other, I’d realized I wasn’t interested in pursuing this relationship. I told him a few things I liked about him, reassured him about some fun times we’d shared and then underlined that it was time for me to move on.

I was really proud of myself in that moment … until he started sobbing … and sent his fish and chips back, telling the server he had completely lost his appetite. As graceful as I thought I was in that moment, he clearly did not see the situation in the same way. Years later, he got in touch to tell me how brutally I’d broken his heart. I was baffled, especially considering how calm and kind I thought I’d been.

So, if this is an example of a good break-up in my book, what could the bad be? Let me begin by explaining the days leading up to my divorce. I stumbled upon many lies and infidelity that included emotional, physical and financial deception by my then-husband. I fled a few weeks later when it was obvious no amount of marriage counseling, sympathy or positive mantras would help the situation. Then I took care of myself, putting my money, career and living situation methodically back in order.

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I finally sprung  a serious emotional leak when I returned to my marital apartment to retrieve clothes, work documents and other belongings. For months, my distrust and anger gushed while I rifled through every corner of the apartment.

I found a book on sex stashed under my nearly ex-husband’s bed and highlighted the entire chapter on the connection between chronic illness, emotional distress and depression and cheating by men in marriages; I cut just-noticeable-enough holes in new clothing clearly bought to impress his new lady friend; I hid CDs on which she’d written notes and given him — stashed deeply in couch cushions and coat pockets.

I sorted through the trash. I took all the spoons.

I couldn’t kick him out and I couldn’t change the locks, but in my mind, I could make him crazy and collect as much evidence as possible should I need it in court or heaven or something else ridiculous. I did not burn anything or throw his belongings on the lawn. But I messed with him, and honestly, it never made me feel better or assuaged or reassured. All those gnawing acts just ended up messing with me, too.

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Rest assured, I was not alone in this bad exit behavior. I have a long list of things that disappeared into the gulf of my divorce: my grandmother’s Christmas ornaments, the ultrasound photos from my pregnancy, my birth certificate, random skirts and jewelry and gifts he gave me. And later, he broke into my parents’ house and stole most of the “evidence” I’d collected anyway … making it even?

Today, I’m very much in love and really do hope I never have to resist the urge to take scissors to another ex’s clothing again, or even have to script a simple “we’re done, doll.” If I do, I hope I remember that breaking up, even when it is agonizing, should be more about carrying yourself over the threshold, and in a way you can later feel okay about. After all, the guy should be so far in the distance at that point, you wouldn’t be able to see the shirt holes if you’d cut them anyway.

Jessica Ashley is a senior editor at GalTime and mama of a Lego-loving Star Wars- fanatic kid. She wears inappropriately high heels to the playground and is author of the single-mom-in-the-city blog Sassafrass, recently named one of Babble’s Top 100 Mom Blogs.

This article originally appeared on YourTango.com: My Most Regrettable Breakup Behavior.

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11:33PM PDT on Jul 29, 2013

I think it doesn't matter how gently one goes about breaking up, it is still a break up and for one who isn't prepared and perhaps hoped it would be an forever relationship, it just breaks their heart. Having said all of that, one can still only do the best they can and always take into account the other persons feelings when breaking up. Some things are never easy, no matter what.

7:01AM PST on Mar 3, 2013

thanks so much. Some break ups are insanely draining. My divorce tore me up, but was not as difficult to me a a break up Id had in the past. It depends on each situation

11:17AM PST on Jan 7, 2013

When I discovered my husband of 31 years had been cheating and not for the first time. I tied knots in all of his clothes and threw them to him out of the bedroom window .Do I regret it? Hell,no, wish I'd done it years before. I moved on with no regrets and 2 years later met and married a lovely man.

11:10AM PST on Jan 7, 2013

Thanks for the article. I've never been sad very long after a break up. I heal fast. If the person betrayed me in a way that was shocking, I usually will wish that person well in my heart, but I will also avoid contact with that person ever again, even if it's just bumping into them at the store, I'll run the other way before they see me. I've been divorced for 20 years now. I've made sure i would never encounter him again and so far i have not.

6:21PM PST on Jan 6, 2013

Sadness :(

7:43AM PST on Jan 5, 2013

Thanks for sharing, this brought up memories of my own divorce. I didn't take revenge (mostly because I came home one day and he had moved all of his stuff out), but I certainly fantasized about it. Compared to my next breakup, however, it was easy; long distance through email. It was tougher as I never felt there was an ending. I think even a bad breakup is better than a relationship just dwindling.

10:51PM PST on Jan 3, 2013

breaking up sucks......

3:53AM PST on Dec 23, 2012

Thank you :)

1:45PM PST on Dec 21, 2012

thanks for sharing, and best wishes for the author of the article in her love life :)

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