Now, now, put down the tar and feathers. No one’s saying you aren’t already the Best Ever when it comes to your moves in the bedroom. But bedroom moves are like pancakes. No one is sad about having more of them. And if they’re really good, sometimes a long nap immediately follows.
Unlike pancakes though, you can’t pick them up the local grocery store (unless the bag boy’s feeling frisky). Where you can pick them up: Get your butt in the classroom. A quick Google and you’ll find options ranging from lectures on the G-spot to hands-on sensual massage classes in your area (try local adult stores, to start), and everything in between—and we mean everything.
It’s more comprehensive than your high school Sex Ed class and probably won’t even involve a condom on a banana…and what better foreplay (or foreplay to the foreplay) is there than sitting side by side with your honey, taking notes on all the crazy stuff you’re going to do to each other the second you get home?
Here, I’ll even get you started:
The Pleasure Chest has locations in New York City, Chicago, and Los Angeles, with classes on everything from sex after 40 to bedroom bondage based off of Fifty Shades of Grey.
Babeland, in New York City and Seattle, tantalizes with erotic readings and workshops geared towards helping stressed moms rekindle desire.
Good Vibrations, located in Massachusetts and all over California, has a ton to offer, from relatively tame erotic kissing classes to kinky bondage workshops.
Now get to class. I promise the homework will be fun.
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