I recently confessed in my blog that part of me wants to flee in the night with a backpack full of my favorite things, abandoning life as I know it for a small concrete room without furnishings. No, it’s not my family that’s driving me away, and surprisingly, it is not even the cats.
Pollen is the home wrecker in question.
My annual obsession with cleanliness might be a natural consequence of my body’s adverse reaction to everything that blooms, leaving me to wonder if the ominous yellow top coat of death might be the foundation of that tradition we call spring cleaning.
As it turns out, it wasn’t the pollen. Walk with me, Wild One, while I tell you a story… Okay, so that’s a little dramatic but seriously, my (admittedly casual) exploration of the history of spring cleaning returned some fascinating trivia, which I’ve included here for those who are so inclined.
From TLC, I learned that to avoid accidentally offending God, “Jews scoured their homes before Passover to ensure they didn’t miss any (leavened) bread. Since passover comes around (in) April, many people consider this custom as the origin of spring cleaning.”
Meanwhile, in Iran, “Rouz, is called khaneh takani (‘shaking the house’), and the custom lives up to its name. Iranians traditionally buy new clothes to wear during khaneh takani. Every bit of a home is scoured and cleaned; nothing is spared… Once the house is shaken, the new year — and spring — can arrive.”
“The Chinese sweep their floors and clean their homes to (get) rid of bad luck and misfortune that may have accumulated during the previous year. Once the house is a clean slate, the Chinese welcome good fortune by observing a prohibition against sweeping for the few days following the new year in order to prevent sweeping away any good fortune that came with the turn of the year.”
And, of course, some credit a more biological explanation (that still isn’t about the pollen). “Ultimately, spring cleaning may have more to do with simple biology. During winter, we’re exposed to less sunlight due to shorter, often dreary days. With a lack of exposure to light, the pineal gland produces melatonin — a hormone that produces sleepiness in humans… It’s possible that we spring clean simply because we wake up from a winter-long, melatonin-induced stupor and find more energy as the days grow longer when spring arrives.”
Some even said we clean our homes so thoroughly in the spring because back in the day, people were trapped inside all winter with coal- and wood-burning stoves. The first sign of warmth signaled them to let in the fresh air and scrub off the layers of yuck!
Now, maybe it’s just me — and I’m certainly open to it being just me — but aren’t humans mysterious creatures? I’m amused that we could do anything predictably enough to call it a tradition, and still have so many of us too paralyzed to actually do the spring cleaning tradition.
Confession time: I had the impulse, the desire, the want for my space to be spring cleaned, but I did not have the whatever-it-takes to get up and do it. And because I’m the ringmaster of the Sick of Being Stuck circus, I felt personally challenged to work through my resistance.
So far, I’ve remembered that I need to make it fun, and I need to keep it simple. In just a few days, I was able to make a good bit of progress investing only an hour here and there, including cleaning behind and beneath the washer and dryer. (Can you say fire hazard?) It is my intention to be done with everything by the end of next weekend.
To clean, or not to clean? It’s really up to you, but I can tell you that it’s been a while since I felt this sweaty and sticky… and accomplished and strong. In many ways, including a little on the scale, I feel lighter. And even though I’ve been talking about the connection between our inner world and our outer world for some time, I was strangely excited to realize that, if so inclined, I could eat off of my laundry room floor!
So, let’s get this conversation started. Are you a spring cleaner? How do you go about it? What’s your strategy? How do you make it not suck? Do you have help, professional or otherwise, and what tasks do you feel the most resistance around? Go!
Are you looking for a little more lightness in your life, Wild One? SOBS might be exactly the inspiration you’re looking for! Click here for more information.