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The 10 Kitty Commandments
From 50 Simple Ways to Pamper Your Cat, by Arden Moore (Storey Books, 2000).
Anyone who has ever known and loved a cat (and even those who haven’t!) will get a laugh out of this great list!
Share it with your cat-fancier friends:
And the Cat said. . .
1. Thou shalt not jump onto the keyboard when thy human is on the computer.
2. Thou shalt not unroll all of the toilet paper off the roll.
3. Thou shalt not project hairballs from the top of the refrigerator.
4. Thou shalt not sit in front of the television as if thou art invisible.
5. Thou shalt not jump onto thy sleeping human’s bladder at 3 a.m.
6. Thou shalt not reset thy human’s alarm clock by walking on it.
7. Thou shalt not trip thy humans, even if they are walking too slowly.
8. Thou shalt not push open the bathroom door when there are guests in thy house.
9. Thou shalt not jump on the toilet seat just as thy human is sitting down.
10. Thou shalt attempt to show remorse when being scolded.
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add your comment »I have to cover my glass when I'm drinking whiskey & coke or my Tigger licks the drink off the ice cubes on top. He also feels free to help himself to my milk, even if it means putting his head into the cup.
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today Lighting jumped up and got my son's bag and took everything out of it. He thinks everything is his LOL
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i have one
Thou shalt no answer thy phone when mother is ignoring phone calls.
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Lightning thinks all glasses and all cups are his personal territory. If you leave one and he sees it, he claims it and tea goes spilling on floor along with ice cubes. Coffee, thank goodness not hot. He will stick his head in and try to drink the contents. Do not leave something on counter while at stove for he nows thinks it is his. What's yours in mine, what's mine is mine that is one of his commandents.
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And ... thou shalt not step on the 'Erase' button of the household answering machine !!
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Lighting, Smokey's son is a character he is 7 months old and is into everything, loves to pull the water dish all over the kitchen, spilling the water, grabs the garbage bag and drags thru the living room, loves to tear up the toilet paper. I nickname him TM trouble maker and he lives up to his name. LOL
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Here's another one: Thou shalt not jump on table while thy is eating.
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Thou salt not winkle on the laundry!
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Heres one: thou shalt not knock on the door handle at 5am!
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How true these are...I think I could add a few more...my kittys are very michief and so much fun...
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