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Anyone who has ever known and loved a cat (and even those who haven’t!) will get a laugh out of this great list!
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And the Cat said. . .
1. Thou shalt not jump onto the keyboard when thy human is on the computer.
2. Thou shalt not unroll all of the toilet paper off the roll.
3. Thou shalt not project hairballs from the top of the refrigerator.
4. Thou shalt not sit in front of the television as if thou art invisible.
5. Thou shalt not jump onto thy sleeping human’s bladder at 3 a.m.
6. Thou shalt not reset thy human’s alarm clock by walking on it.
7. Thou shalt not trip thy humans, even if they are walking too slowly.
8. Thou shalt not push open the bathroom door when there are guests in thy house.
9. Thou shalt not jump on the toilet seat just as thy human is sitting down.
10. Thou shalt attempt to show remorse when being scolded.
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From 50 Simple Ways to Pamper Your Cat, by Arden Moore (Storey Books, 2000). Copyright (c) 2000 by Arden Moore. Reprinted by permisison of Storey Books.
From 50 Simple Ways to Pamper Your Cat, by Arden Moore (Storey Books, 2000).
Annie B. Bond
Annie is a renowned expert in non-toxic and green living. Named one of the top 20 environmental leaders by Body and Soul Magazine, Annie has authored four books, including "Home Enlightenment" (Rodale Press, 2005) and "Better Basics for the Home" (Three Rivers Press, 1999).
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Would love to have this book! Sounds Perfect!
I'm indifferent, if I want food grilled, it doesnt matter to me.
Cute : )
The article is about sage. The picture is of BASIL.
that's interesting great to know since i have cats that for the info
204 comments
+ add your ownso true but I think the cats gonna do all of them anyway, Stripes the cat says if you don't like my attitude call 800 get a dog!
lol
Thank you
Funny
hahhahahha
Hahahaha!
This really made me giggle. I can't help it; I just love cats and their antics!
What a great picture...good article too....
so cute, and so true!
So cute. Sent it to a friend - and only then realized she had already read it and commented on it. Oh well, my heart was in the right place.
Very cute.
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