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Ryan Begins Attacking Romney's Record As Massachusetts Governor **ONION NEWS**
Offbeat  (tags: americans, candidates, election, funny, off-beat, society )

- 2132 days ago -
"Mitt Romney doesn't want you to know the disturbing truth about his record as governor," Ryan said at the Iowa State Fair yesterday, immediately displaying the sort of passionate conservatism that led to his selection by the Romney campaign.**HUMOR**
The Next Governor of Texas Could Be a Dog
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- 2967 days ago -
In the annals of Texas political candidates, surely all of them have been human. Until now. Woodrow, a 5-year-old rescue mutt from Austin is running as a write-in candidate for governor of Texas.
McCain Tells Supporters, 'It's Close Enough for Us to Steal'
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- 3515 days ago -
McCain: "In two days, victory is ours, my friends. The latest CNN poll shows Obama ahead by only seven points and our operatives tell me we can steal anything under nine points." (Satire)
Police: McCain Volunteer Made Up Robbery Story
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- 3524 days ago -
Ashley Todd, a college student from Texas, said she made up a story of being robbed. The McCain campaign volunteer had previously reported she was pinned to the ground and the letter "B" was scratched on her face in a politically inspired attack.
Palin Tells Kids the Vice President 'Runs' Senate
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- 3526 days ago -
WASHINGTON - Asked by a third-grader what a vice president does, Republican candidate Sarah Palin responded that the vice president is the president's "team mate" but also "runs the Senate"
The Many Ballads of Sarah Palin
Offbeat  (tags: americans, candidates, dishonesty, elections, ethics, lies, media, news, politics, propaganda, republicans, funny, humor, off-beat, society, performance )

- 3526 days ago -
It's not just "Saturday Night Live." Gov. Sarah Palin's run for vice president has been inspiring amateur songwriters far and wide for the past two months.(Look for a Mr. Whitekeys video -- a parody of "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" -- in the middle.
Al-Qaeda Supporters Endorse McCain
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- 3527 days ago -
"This requires presence of an impetuous American leader such as McCain, who pledged to continue the war till the last American soldier," the message said. "Then, al-Qaida will have to support McCain in the coming elections so that he continues the failing
Polygraphs Proposed for Ind. Congressional Debate
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- 3538 days ago -
JASPER, Ind. (AP) -- Two challengers for an Indiana congressional seat have agreed to be hooked up to lie detectors during a debate, but an official with the incumbent's party dismisses the idea as "bizarre."
Sarah Palin's Purse: "Real Women Hunt Moose"
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- 3539 days ago -
Sarah Palin was photographed as she walked across the tarmac to meet John McCain after arriving in Allentown, Pa on Wednesday. A closer look at the cloth tote bag she had draped on her forearm reveals a moose head and the phrase "Real Women Hunt Moose."
'SNL' Sends Up Veep Debate With Fey, Queen Latifah
Offbeat  (tags: candidates, corruption, cover-up, elections, ethics, funny, humans )

- 3542 days ago -
Fey again returned to "Saturday Night Live" to play Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin as the sketch comedy show continued to pull out all the stops in its election year season. Queen Latifah dropped by to portray Thursday's debate modera
What Can $300,000 Buy? One Outfit for Cindy McCain.
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- 3574 days ago -
The value of the outfit Cindy McCain wore on national TV while she explained to America that John McCain and the Republicans understand their economic and social woes was about $300,000. So, what will that amount buy in America? Read on and find out....
Ill. Scandal Threatens to Cast Shadow on Presidential Race
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- 3665 days ago -
Yesterday -AP - A day after Barack Obama sealed the Democratic nomination for president, a corruption scandal involving a fundraiser who helped bankroll his past campaigns resurfaced to slightly dampen the festivities. » Full Story on Yahoo! News
Bill Clinton: 'Screw It, I'M Running For President'
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- 3780 days ago -
My fellow Americans, I am sick and tired of not being president," said Clinton, introducing his wife at a "Hillary '08" rally. "For seven agonizing years, Damn, this feels good," Clinton told supporters as he shook hands in Charleston Monday
The Yes We Can Song
Offbeat  (tags: politics, obama, candidates, americans, freedoms, elections, HumanRights, 'CIVILLIBERTIES!', humans, society, rights, 2008, interesting, music )

- 3787 days ago -
Be inspired. "MLK didn't have experience to lead, Kennedy, Susan B. Anthony, Rosa Parks, Gandhi, and everyone else who has had a hand in molding the freedoms we have and take for granted today..."
Paul: No Federal Funds for TTC
Offbeat  (tags: government, humans, protection, pollution, CO2emissions, americans, candidates, freedoms, politics, usa, RonPaul, 'CIVILLIBERTIES!', americans, corruption, freedoms, GoodNews, government, politics, usa, world, safety, government, money, news, politic )

- 3790 days ago -
"I am particularly concerned about the use of eminent domain to take private land for the construction of this highway," said Paul, "and this bill would prevent the federal government from participating in this heinous practice." This could be your land.

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