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Coley Mitchell, Lab Tech, Found Drunk, Partially Clothed, Surrounded By Escaped Monkeys

Offbeat  (tags: animals, environment, protection, lab animals, suffering )

- 2132 days ago -
WTF???? Coley Mitchell, 32, was arrested for public drunkenness after being discovered in a locker room intoxicated, with his pants half down and two lab monkeys running around.

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Vicky P (476)
Monday August 20, 2012, 4:52 pm
wtf o.o

Barbara K (60)
Monday August 20, 2012, 5:12 pm

Kit B (276)
Monday August 20, 2012, 5:50 pm

What? Why? and how does this happen?

Barb Knight (1688)
Monday August 20, 2012, 6:15 pm
What the heck was he thinking? Or WAS he even thinking at all? Poor little's bad enough being a lab monkey....poor babies!

Dee C (229)
Monday August 20, 2012, 6:17 pm glad the university terminated this creep..and so glad the monkeys were okay..

Thanks Cher..

Ellen G (325)
Monday August 20, 2012, 6:45 pm
All I got is a Yeesh.

roxy H (350)
Monday August 20, 2012, 6:50 pm
was he watching monkey porno too? ugh, sorry i had to say it... there is so many rotten humans out there, and they have the right to put those monkey in a cage, sad fact ={

pam w (139)
Monday August 20, 2012, 7:29 pm
Please get him drunk again and put him in a room with dozens of loosed monkeys.


James W (257)
Monday August 20, 2012, 8:31 pm
Just shoot him & get it over with. Children could be next.

Christine Stewart (134)
Monday August 20, 2012, 8:35 pm
Poor monkeys!

Marie W (67)
Monday August 20, 2012, 9:34 pm
Sounds like Randy Travis...

Veronica C (22)
Monday August 20, 2012, 9:46 pm
Freaky weirdo.

Past Member (0)
Tuesday August 21, 2012, 4:18 am
I think it's obvious why this guy had his pants down. Why does scum like this have to take up our natural resources?

Past Member (0)
Tuesday August 21, 2012, 4:19 am
I'm with you James!

Carol H (229)
Tuesday August 21, 2012, 5:30 am
he is sick!!!! put him away now!!

Suzanne L (99)
Tuesday August 21, 2012, 9:16 am
I don't like any kind of animal experimentation, but I have read too many stories where lab facilities don't seem to be very careful in who they hire to care for lab animals and the animals pay the price.

. (0)
Tuesday August 21, 2012, 11:56 am
Poor SOB...nobody will ever know what pushed this man over the edge.

MmAway M (507)
Tuesday August 21, 2012, 1:23 pm
Jeeze WT?????????????

Past Member (0)
Tuesday August 21, 2012, 1:36 pm
Mr. Mitchell appears to have been looking for prison trade.

Latonya W (82)
Tuesday August 21, 2012, 2:08 pm

Terry V (30)
Tuesday August 21, 2012, 2:34 pm

Gloria H (88)
Tuesday August 21, 2012, 4:47 pm
sure enjoyed the mug shots of the drunks. NOT the type of thing to put on Facebook! Was that guy trying to impress the monkey's with his bananna? Good thing his was still attached.

janet f (29)
Tuesday August 21, 2012, 5:31 pm
This is the kind of people who are "caring" for these poor labs animals. The human race needs to beg for mercy from the powers that be for what we have done to animals.

Fred Krohn (34)
Tuesday August 21, 2012, 6:25 pm
We'll give him the Kurt Vonnegut award. 'Welcome to the monkey house!' Now he can deal with ethical suicide parlours and a 'contraceptive' that makes him numb from the waist down.

Ann B (60)
Tuesday August 21, 2012, 7:46 pm
WTH. Glad to hear the monkeys are okay but what a sicko. I don't understand people sometimes....

Shirley S (187)
Tuesday August 21, 2012, 11:14 pm
YUK !!!

Rin S (10)
Wednesday August 22, 2012, 3:22 am
omg wtf haha. THat is actually crazy. What a psycho

Lillian Martin (1)
Wednesday August 22, 2012, 4:07 am
The entire facility should be under investigation.

Ruth C (87)
Wednesday August 22, 2012, 5:12 am
Poor innocent animals, you wonder what do people have in their heads nowadays!

divergent revolution (309)
Wednesday August 22, 2012, 11:08 am
If only the chimps could relate wtf happened.
This guy is obviously a monkey's nightmare,and a woman's worst enemy.
thank goodness,it could have been so much worse..
noted.ty Cher

. (0)
Thursday August 23, 2012, 9:08 am
How about a big yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mar l ene dinkins (264)
Thursday August 23, 2012, 2:07 pm
this bastard!!! this scummbag!!! was raping t he animals!!!!!!!!!!!!he deseve to be kill!!!!!!! he deserve to die, he is a big time criminal. he need to be in jail for ever!!!!!

Elize Labuschagne (181)
Friday August 24, 2012, 4:04 am
And this skunk is responsible for these poor monkey. Sad

Dianne D (490)
Monday September 3, 2012, 10:16 am
What was he thinking of doing? I work at a University and know that experiments are very sensitive and take 18 - 24 months to complete. I don't believe on experimenting on animals and think those that do are sick people, but this guy could have caused some huge damage.
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