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Al-Qaeda's 'Suicide Bombers Wanted' Ad

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Vlasta M (7)
Sunday August 26, 2012, 11:36 am
If this ad it true, it shows how insane this supremacist ideology of hate is. Young Muslims whose life had become desperate because their "holly" Koran teaches them no employable skills to build, rather then destroy, would be better off with the blow jobs, than blowing th themselves up while murdering Jews and Americans, in order to enter a promised Islamic paradise with "72 virgins and 12 young boys to do as they please".

On the other hand, the overpopulation of the Sharia run countries, which had resulted in mass immigration to Europe, Australia and North America, may be eased if this ad works as intended and recruits lots of those unemployed miserable young Muslims.

Beatrice B (112)
Sunday August 26, 2012, 12:45 pm
By the time they have followed Health and Safety regulations, they won't have got very far.

Beth S (330)
Sunday August 26, 2012, 2:00 pm
As bad as this is -- trying to get more people involved with AQ, it is also really welcoming news. Why?

Despite the infamy of AQ, and of young (deluded) Muslims ready to sacrifice their lives to..... blowing innocent people up, get people in Arab countries hating them (maybe with the exception of a couple of countries like Syria).

AQ has a serious image problem. There is huge amount of anecdotal evidence amongst the muslim survivors of AQ violence, and they don't like AQ killing Muslims. What does this violence bring about except death, maming, tragedy, torn-apart families, fatherless children, non-functioning electric, water and other utilities, bombed out roads and buildings, and other "glorious" things for Allah and the Profit.

WHAT IS THERE TO LIKE ABOUT AQ. This is one of these beautiful cases where given enough rope, AQ is strangling itself, or at least getting their feet all caught up and tripping over the rope.

Maybe it's sending a message to Muslims in that world that all this vaunted violence is very much not the answer, that besides the puffed-up chests and egos of its waning adherents, it produces nothing so much chaos and anarchy, death, tragedy and a nose-dive in the personal and national living standards of the countries in which it operates.

Hopefully, the hatred of Islam by Muslims is growing around the world, now that Islam has had a chance to re-exert itself and claim the limelight, especially as cast by AQ.

So let AQ beg for recruits, and may the many muslims who are finally wising up, send them packages of hope so that when AQ leaders receive them, their fingers, hands and heads are blown off when they open them. They may finally be reaping what they have sown. Heavenly justice may be coming at last.

. (7)
Sunday August 26, 2012, 2:22 pm
Good point Beth. AQ is an islamist killing machine. If it can't find enough non-muslims to kill, it just preys on its own. Hopefully people, muslims, washington policy makers, the converted administration to Muslim Brotherhood pushers of MB policies, will see that as someone said early, islam is just a glorified death cult with pretty places of worship.

pam w (139)
Sunday August 26, 2012, 4:29 pm
"Applicants must be Muslim, mentally mature, dedicated, able to listen, and utterly committed to completing their mission"

+++++++++++++++++ "Able to listen?" To WHOM? Those voices in their heads?

Beth S (330)
Sunday August 26, 2012, 4:55 pm

Thank you! (to the voices in their heads?) I really needed that laugh!!! You said that so well!

monica r (41)
Sunday August 26, 2012, 5:15 pm
But if they are mentally mature they wouldn't be doing this.

I think their OSHA reps and their union reps are off somewhere getting extremely drunk together.

patrica and edw jones (190)
Sunday August 26, 2012, 5:25 pm
The job seekers in this regard- probably think there is no future in it!! Thanks Gillian.

Stan B (123)
Sunday August 26, 2012, 10:49 pm
Apparently they have to advertise because there's a rumour circulating that there's a serious shortage of virgins in heaven. Also it appears that prophets have been going through the roof.

Tommy S (11)
Monday August 27, 2012, 1:54 am
Question..... If the prospects are so good -Why doesn't the boss do it
Answer.......He is not stupid

Monday August 27, 2012, 8:12 am
Come on now I can think of at least a dozen Care2 members who would love to take up this brilliant job offer!

. (0)
Tuesday August 28, 2012, 11:14 am
I would assume there is no health benefits package....

Fred Krohn (34)
Tuesday August 28, 2012, 3:59 pm
We should match this stupid al-qaeda 'offer' with Project Subnorm types who, when issued weapons, immediately start singing and killing al-qaeda members. Al-qaeda are heretics and terrorists who should all be shot on sight!

Talya H (10)
Tuesday August 28, 2012, 5:16 pm
Thanks for the article!! :(

Past Member (0)
Tuesday August 28, 2012, 6:58 pm
Probably paid for by the CIA, with our tax dollars.

Rose Becke (141)
Wednesday August 29, 2012, 12:19 am

Jo Ellen H (3)
Wednesday August 29, 2012, 8:47 am

Marie W (67)
Thursday August 30, 2012, 9:07 pm
Put on The Onion.

Jay S (116)
Saturday September 1, 2012, 10:05 am
Just look at the bruised forefead on this goofball - proof of his orthodox fanaticism from banging his head on the floor to prove he is more devout than thou, but it seems to damage what little brain these yokels have.
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