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The most proffitable business in America is still the manufacturing, packaging and marketing of Bulshit. If honesty were suddenly introduced into the American life, the whole system would collapse. Great.

NEW YORK - Detective Travis Rapp has seen his share of corpses, but this was new: two men wheeling a rigid, pale body down a Manhattan street in a red office chair, drawing a crowd of suspicious onlookers.

Ever wondered if your hometown has a drinking problem? Bars are packed on a random Tuesday... Arguing over who will be DD is part of everyday conversation... And AA has been banned from your town?

A pair of twins who were adopted by separate families as babies got married without knowing they were brother and sister, a peer told the House of Lords. A court annulled the UK couple's union after they discovered their true relationship, Lord Alton...

Federal jailers in New York are grappling with the dietary demands of an inmate who happens to be a Druid priest.the admitted drug smuggler, who goes by the name Love Sky Dancer, is insisting on unprocessed organic foods that comply SEE COMMENTS

Kristin Thompson of Newfane is an animal communicator, receiving telepathic information from animals through pictures, sounds, words, and then conveying to owners their animal's needs, views and wishes. At age 40, this wife and mother SEE COMMENTS

TORONTO (AP) -- A new Ontario law that has targeted youthful speedsters and aggressive drivers has bagged a surprise suspect -- an 85-year-old man heading to the bank at 100 mph, officials said.

Top 10 predictions from The Futurist: cashless society, a million billionaires, a new Cold War, a significant extinction event, water scarcity,70 million Africans affected by floods, non-human entities making decisions for us.

As Lindsay Lohan knows, the hardest part of being a recovering alcoholic isn't getting sober - it's staying sober long enough to turn down rubbishy films about forgetful strippers.