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BUSINESS SATIRE---United Airlines Exploring Viability Of Stacking Them Like Cordwood


Business  (tags: satire, business, money, news, finance, corporate )

Cal
- 20 days ago - theonion.com
In its ongoing effort to cut transportation costs and boost profits, United Airlines announced Tuesday that it was exploring the feasibility of herding them into planes and stacking them like cordwood from floor to ceiling.
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Chaz Gaily Berlusconi (250)
Saturday November 7, 2009, 7:31 am
Sherbet... "United" we all stand together like cattle in a truck... time to fly Delta
 
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