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TAKE ACTION NOW! We'Ll Send John Boehner a Pacifier for Every Person Who Tells Him to End the Shutdown

US Politics & Gov't  (tags: obamacare, government shutdown, affordable care act, obama, healthcare, usa, government, ethics, congress )

- 1721 days ago -
Boehner has the Republican votes he needs to pass a clean budget resolution and end the Republican tantrum which has shut down our government.1 All he needs to do is call a vote.

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Ben O (153)
Saturday October 5, 2013, 7:33 am
Signed yesterday. Now I've also told that moron John Boehner 3 times to go duck himself!

Past Member (0)
Saturday October 5, 2013, 7:56 am
Done. Tnx, Cal ~~

. (0)
Saturday October 5, 2013, 8:10 am
Signed and Noted.

Past Member (0)
Saturday October 5, 2013, 8:23 am
Done-thx Cal

Kit B (276)
Saturday October 5, 2013, 8:30 am

Oh, how can anyone not sign? I do hope there is a photo-shopped picture out soon.

Cathe romano (52)
Saturday October 5, 2013, 8:40 am
Noted, signed & shared. This guy really needs to get away from the tanning booth & and back to work for his constituents, not the Koch brothers

Tamara Hayes (185)
Saturday October 5, 2013, 9:08 am
Noted, signed, twittered, fb and google shared. Thanks Cal. I rather liked this idea

. (0)
Saturday October 5, 2013, 9:16 am
𝕾𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖊𝖉 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖓𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖉. 𝕿𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖐𝖘 𝕮𝖆𝖑!

Karen G (97)
Saturday October 5, 2013, 9:29 am

Daniel Partlow (179)
Saturday October 5, 2013, 10:22 am

Arielle S (313)
Saturday October 5, 2013, 10:28 am
Oh, yeah...(grin)...most definitely signed.

Bryna P (139)
Saturday October 5, 2013, 10:43 am
Thank you! (s, n, p, t)

Past Member (0)
Saturday October 5, 2013, 11:37 am
I received three of these emails in my inbox yesterday and signed all of them.

Mary T (358)
Saturday October 5, 2013, 1:25 pm
Thank you Cal - signed & noted

Kathleen R (138)
Saturday October 5, 2013, 1:40 pm
signed & shared yesterday

Birgit W (160)
Saturday October 5, 2013, 2:00 pm

Louise D (44)
Saturday October 5, 2013, 2:09 pm
Judging by the tactics of John Boehner it appears to have suddenly lost his mental facilities, it is possible he either made psychic contact with Cthulhu, saw Cthulhu, or were otherwise influenced by Cthulhu. This phenomenon is known as Cthulhudiddit. However, Great Cthulhu states that John Boehner is not an example of Cthulhudiddit, he's just a Tangerine hued dick. Still the question is"What would Cthulhu Do?" When confronting a difficult problem like shutting down the government as a hissy fit , it is useful to pause and think "What would Cthulhu do?" The answer in all circumstances is, of course, "Drive everyone mad and eat them."
Which does explain the Tea Party.

Philip Heinlein (474)
Saturday October 5, 2013, 2:58 pm
perfect gift for the tea party cry-babies.

Lois Jordan (63)
Saturday October 5, 2013, 3:01 pm
Signed & noted. Thanks, Cal.

Hugo L (255)
Saturday October 5, 2013, 3:34 pm
Noted & signed, thanks Cal

Bartlomiej T (296)
Saturday October 5, 2013, 3:53 pm
Signed and noted. Thank you, Cal.

Lynn Squance (235)
Saturday October 5, 2013, 5:05 pm
Perfect gift for the Weeper of the House! I wonder if it could be claimed as a medical device under Obamacare? . . . even on a one time only exception! I'd love to see him open a box or boxes filled with pacifiers, but alas, it would be a staffer.


Sheryl G (360)
Saturday October 5, 2013, 6:42 pm
Already signed on private email so pacifier is on the way.

Heidi Aubrey (5)
Saturday October 5, 2013, 7:12 pm
Happily signed and noted.

Karen C (112)
Sunday October 6, 2013, 12:13 am
Petition---noted---and---signed---and forwarded!!!

fly bird (26)
Sunday October 6, 2013, 1:03 am
signed already. thks

. (0)
Sunday October 6, 2013, 1:05 am
I can't sign as my "zip code is invalid" which makes sense. Like many non-US citizens, I find this whole situation incomprehensible and ludicrous. As the opinion article at the link below asks,
If America is the world's greatest power, why the infantile politics?
"The US is on the brink of disaster, brought to it by a movement unique in its startling lack of realism and rigour."
Here's the link :

Past Member (0)
Sunday October 6, 2013, 3:55 am
These kind of stunts probably make them want together in the future.

Lloyd H (46)
Sunday October 6, 2013, 4:32 am
Signed, signed and signed every one I have seen. Personally I think a fire hydrant enima would do him, Cantor, Ryan et alia a world of good.

Jaime A (52)
Sunday October 6, 2013, 4:45 am

Past Member (0)
Sunday October 6, 2013, 5:08 am
Already sent him one, thanks Cal

Avril Lomas (0)
Sunday October 6, 2013, 6:18 am
CUT THE CRAP Mr.B . TAKE A clean C.R. TO THE HOUSE AND LET THEM VOTE. ! and while you are at it. Take the American JOBS ACT with you.
My suggestion . that you grow a "pair"
Your own oarty has NO respect for you ,so what have you got to lose??.
Signed of course.

Avril Lomas (0)
Sunday October 6, 2013, 6:23 am

Mean,t You OWN PARTY despises and disrespects you. SO what have you got to lose?.

Emma S (239)
Sunday October 6, 2013, 6:27 am
Done! Thanks, Cal.

Stephen Brian (23)
Sunday October 6, 2013, 7:45 am
Interesting thing about the coverage of the politics:

Saying "one side is unified while the other is in disarray" like they do at CNN is another way of saying "One side is totally intransigent while the other side at least has members willing to negotiate". The spin on this one is pretty incredible.

Past Member (0)
Sunday October 6, 2013, 9:21 am
Happily noted and signed ~ only wish I could be there to help deliver them! Thanks Cal!

Pat B (356)
Sunday October 6, 2013, 10:12 am
Thanks, Cal. Signed. 86% -We've reached 172,625 of our goal of 200,000.

Thomas P (280)
Sunday October 6, 2013, 12:35 pm
Noted and signed...thanks Cal

James E (16)
Sunday October 6, 2013, 5:14 pm

Susanne R (235)
Sunday October 6, 2013, 9:27 pm
I've already signed this one. Thanks for promoting it, Cal. Sometimes a pacifier is the only thing you can give an unresponsive crybaby.

Monday October 7, 2013, 1:22 am
Thank you, Cal!

Reggie Thomas (5)
Monday October 7, 2013, 9:00 am
House Speaker Boehner and his suicide caucus & Rouge GOPs(Cruz,Rand Paul) Must Kiss Butt of the Tea Party.(O_O) House Speaker Boehner can't make a move till the Tea Party tells him to.(O_O) So ask yourself,who's the Head of Republican party,Humm,Send John Boehner a Pacifier!!!I'm sure if we can use are imagination to stick something in there beside a Pacifier.Republicans will suffer dearly for this Shut-Down when 2016 Election rolls around.(O_O)

James Maynard (84)
Thursday October 10, 2013, 1:50 pm
I may have signed this twice. Oh well. :)
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