Saturday May 26, 2012, 1:25 pm
Because women today are faced with so many choices, it's safe to assume most of the decisions they make will be wrong. Coming to their rescue is a new program to sponsor a uterus in need. Act now, and you'll get a kit including the uterus' photo, biography and information about "the woman who happens to surround it." Brought to you by some funny people.

From comments on the program: "I'd like to sponsor a uterus but I'm easily distracted by other things...Can I arrange to have the uterus put down if I lose interest?"

Sunday May 27, 2012, 6:01 am
Brillant

Sunday May 27, 2012, 7:18 am
Noted. Thanks Jelica. I believe woman must get all her right without any discrimination >

Sunday May 27, 2012, 8:46 am
Thank you Jelica ~ You always have such interesting articles!

Sunday May 27, 2012, 8:52 am
Do we get to sponsor a penis? : )

Sunday May 27, 2012, 11:00 am
Thought provoking... Sponsor a uterus...

Would the g o p need help in their quest for "sponsorship" of a penis...?

Ty, Jelica.
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Sunday May 27, 2012, 1:27 pm
Whole GOP's Women agenda is ridiculous. Their ideas about women, what should we do... How dare they think that in XXI century any woman needs permission to make decisions about her body? They are clowns and should be treated accordingly - laughing at every absurd idea they voice.

Instead, this whole war on women has gone too far and many women rights are endangered. This is not solemnly about contraception, reproductive rights are just a beginning. Other rights and other groups will be targeted next. Fascism never stops until every human right is whipped off and only a small minority have it all while the majority is expendable. Useless eaters, they call us. Psychopaths!

Sunday May 27, 2012, 10:24 pm
Thank you, Jelica. Priceless. Fought so hard for the rights they are taking away.

Sunday May 27, 2012, 11:10 pm
Strange

Monday May 28, 2012, 3:00 am
life has value beyond measure
Peace and Love

Monday May 28, 2012, 3:48 am
And after you get this, don't forget to incorporate it!

Monday May 28, 2012, 4:49 am
weird

Monday May 28, 2012, 5:36 am
The GOP is always trying to get into women's pants.. anyway they can

Monday May 28, 2012, 6:35 am

Noted ,,,,Thanks....

Monday May 28, 2012, 2:25 pm
Really? Are they kidding?
Shirley H.

Monday May 28, 2012, 4:06 pm
Cheers, Jelica.

Monday May 28, 2012, 6:19 pm
This is such sick distortion!

Monday May 28, 2012, 7:56 pm

Ah, Jelica you've done it again! So many decision and such a distraction for the female mind, thanks GOP, for thinking for me - what a relief!

Maybe rather than sponsoring a penis we could just let the men have the Uterus, and the periods and the babies, breastfeeding, diaper changes, and even menopause. Big Grin!

Tuesday May 29, 2012, 2:50 am
Gee,I don't know where to go with this!??!!??!! To laugh or to cry?

Tuesday May 29, 2012, 4:38 pm
Thanks for your comments, people.

When I watch those GOP clowns speaking, I am always stunned with their ability to keep a straight face while talking complete nonsense. Some of them really believe in that absurdities. I wonder where they spent the last two centuries. Most heartbreaking is that there are women who share the same delusions. Unbelievable!

Friday June 8, 2012, 1:22 pm
Ah yes, ballet flats. The important decisions...As for the gop, their women are probably feeding them their speeches. sick and sad