We will humiliate George Bush, forcing him to retreat because his troops have become utterly useless."

Redeployment Day, the Monday after March 15 each year, will celebrate "the courage of Congressional leaders who answered their country's call to bring the troops home," according to the text of the bill.

And why not? They're notorious for it.

Abbas Araghchi, told reporters at a multinational peace conference in Baghdad that he has "no immediate plans" to seek the Democrat nomination for the U.S. presidency in 2008.

If you eat meat...You hate the planet

Rebecca Denk, business manager for the adult toy store Babeland. The U.S. company, which sells to Canadians via Babeland.com, just introduced an "Eco-Sexy Kit" featuring a phthalate-free vibrator, soy massage candle, a natural lubricant with no animal-...

Democrats in the Senate plan to introduce a measure next week to repeal the 2002 Iraq war authorization, and Republicans have already announced they're willing to discuss the bill in exchange for Democrat support of a measure repealing the 1935....

"If Britney Spears can milk a week's worth of top headlines from this trivial act, so can I," said a visibly-agitated Mrs. Clinton, who, as it turns out, has "magnificent head shape," according to the stylist on duty.

U.S. President George Bush called Mr. Blair to congratulate him on "a major haul of sweet Tikrit tea," and to let the Prime Minister know that American troops would pull out "as soon as we get the rest of our tankers loaded and back across the pond."

An elderly woman who had been living without power in her home due to hurricane damage was finally seeing the light Friday night, when power to her home was restored. What makes her story amazing is that the hurricane which put her in the dark was Andrew.