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New Research Finds Link Between Hunting and Penis Size - Via Diminutive Male Genitalia Disorder Research Organiza

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Scientific research by the DMGDRO proves that hunters with a small penis have a genetic disorder with a destructive coping mechanism where they derive pleasure from "controlled victim" aggression manifestation eg canned hunting. Hunters need therapy.

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Animae C (515)
Saturday February 15, 2014, 3:57 am
LOL Proof for what we always suspected!

Past Member (0)
Saturday February 15, 2014, 7:26 am
Large ones-small ones--hunters are vermin.

Roger Skinner (14)
Saturday February 15, 2014, 9:34 am
While amusing, I hope no one thinks this is true. It's actually an April Fools Day gag by PETA from 2005. See

paula eaton (30)
Saturday February 15, 2014, 3:31 pm
Hunters are heartless and blood thirsty.

Marek O (28)
Saturday February 15, 2014, 3:50 pm
There's something in... ;)

Ruth Ann W (198)
Saturday February 15, 2014, 4:01 pm
Have to agree with Natahsa. Men with small penises may have genetic disorders but not all men who hunt have small penises. Was this from the Onnion?

Past Member (0)
Saturday February 15, 2014, 4:14 pm
my friend's ex-wife makes $76 /hr on the laptop . She has been out of a job for ten months but last month her pay check was $19095 just working on the laptop for a few hours. try here..............WWW.JOBS84.COM

DaleLovesOttawa O (198)
Saturday February 15, 2014, 5:01 pm
"Bandwidth Limit Exceeded

The server is temporarily unable to service your request due to the site owner reaching his/her bandwidth limit. Please try again later."

Oh my, small and limited bandwidth. Does the server's computer has an inadequately-sized RAM?

Sorry, I honestly find this story rather difficult to believe, I have in all of my life never heard of this kind of research. I have to go and check this DMDGRO out on several databases. Having studied some psychology over the years, one generally would hear whispers about organizations with such ...intriguing names and research parameters, especially at Psychology conventions. Nudge, nudge...did you hear about the latest psychology measurements pertaining to size, wink.

When checking out links to their staff, contacts, faqs and other things, all one would get was 'bandwidth limitations'. Sounds suspicious to me. Further investigation proved fruitful as in a newspaper article.

"Peta Uses Humour To Take A Shot At Hunters

April 14, 2005|By Jerry Greene, Sentinel Columnist

PETA, I owe you an apology.

It has always been my belief that the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals have no sense of humour. Dedication? They've got that in truckloads, but I never thought of inviting any of them to a party -- especially if we were serving Buffalo wings.

Well, I was wrong.

Back on April 1, PETA sent out a news release under a different name. Understand that all news releases have attention-grabbing headlines and this one had a doozy: "New Study Links Hunting to Small Penis Size."

Say what?

Claiming to be a release from DMGDRO -- "Diminutive Male Genitalia Disorder Research Organization" -- the long and the short of the news release was that men turn to hunting as compensation.

Talk about hitting below the belt.

"That release got a positive response," said PETA spokesman Michael McGraw, sounding quite pleased on the phone. "We did a similar one a few years ago when we claimed we were going to dig up Liberace because he was buried wearing a fur coat."

I remember that one, but I never knew they were joking."

There is more here:

Now, if only the offerings of spam were diminutive instead of endless.

Oh curses, I could have saved myself the trouble and read the comments first, Robert Skinner was here first. Oh well, nothing wrong with doing a wee bit of research and then looking like a dork in the process. Rofl!

S J (130)
Saturday February 15, 2014, 5:30 pm
I hope that finally hunters extinct!
Thanks Victoria

Winn A (179)
Sunday February 16, 2014, 10:10 am
LOL no surprise here . . . . . . .

Roger G (154)
Sunday February 16, 2014, 12:16 pm
noted, thanks

Nimue Michelle Pendragon Gaze (339)
Tuesday February 18, 2014, 7:06 pm
I have always believed this. It may or may not be a joke, but it does make one think.

paul mcmenamin (0)
Tuesday November 3, 2015, 4:16 am
I'm not sure this research is actually genuine but i do think it's true. Why? I regularly use a large gym in an effort to improve my cardiovascular capacity, not least because of hereditary cardio issues. At this gym there's a large percentage of guys that hunt all over the world and all of them pump iron, slag off women and boast of their hunting conquests of animals and women. However, during the after workout showers, i have become aware that i seem positively well endowed in comparison to these guys. Some of them seem to be almost without penises and are usually the guys that project the most macho and boastful image. It reminds me of thebold 'liitle man' syndrome, so typical of small dudes who have the biggest egos. Maybe i'm wrong, maybe they swell up to mammoth size, but, in my opinion, hunters do have genitalia issues.
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