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Kim Jong-Un Moves Transformers Collection to Border~~Andy Borowitz


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Kit
- 698 days ago - newyorker.com
According to sources familiar with the size and scope of the collection, which is believed to be the largest in Asia, the mercurial Kim began assembling it when he was either eight or nine. **HUMOR**



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Kit B. (276)
Saturday April 6, 2013, 8:04 am
Photograph by Carlos Osorio/Toronto Star/Getty.

This is HUMOR!

PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report)In a move that has further ratcheted up tensions on the Korean peninsula, North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un today moved his entire collection of Transformers action figures to the border with South Korea.

According to sources familiar with the size and scope of the collection, which is believed to be the largest in Asia, the mercurial Kim began assembling it when he was either eight or nine.

In Washington, an intelligence source reported that satellite photos have confirmed thousands of Transformers massing on the southern border: We are seeing no Autobots. Just tons and tons of Decepticons.

Kim himself confirmed the Transformers mobilization today on state television, announcing, I am Megatron, followed by an unintelligible roar.

The latest development in North Korea follows published reports that Kim Jong-un may be trying to obtain a light sabre.
*******HUMOR******

By: Andy Borowitz | The New Yorker Magazine |


 

Pat B. (351)
Saturday April 6, 2013, 8:52 am
Gotta love it.!! Jong-Un is definitely a Megatron, leader of the Decepticons. Living in a fantasy world. IMHO. Thanks, Kit for the chuckle today...;-)
 

JL A. (275)
Saturday April 6, 2013, 9:47 am
LOL--thanks for my dose of AB Kit!
 

divergent revolution (333)
Saturday April 6, 2013, 10:16 am
I would prefer he transform himself and his country into humane,caring citizens!
thanks Kit,noted with cattitude,lol
 

Past Member (0)
Saturday April 6, 2013, 11:54 am
I hope he brought enough batteries.
 

Kit B. (276)
Saturday April 6, 2013, 12:00 pm

Oh Allan, can't he just hook them into his non-functional nuclear energy plant?
 

lee e. (114)
Saturday April 6, 2013, 12:55 pm
Is it true that "he with the most toys wins" - this young'un is quite a bully - wasn't taught to share!
Thanks Kit - lots of fun!
 

Betsy Bee (1010)
Saturday April 6, 2013, 3:34 pm
Thanks, Miss Kitty, I needed some humor this weekend.
 

Lois Jordan (58)
Saturday April 6, 2013, 3:49 pm
Thanks for the laughs, Kit. Andy Borowitz outdid himself with this one, in my opinion....he can station those transformers within the fortresses built with Legos.
 

Connie O. (42)
Saturday April 6, 2013, 4:13 pm
maybe he plans to use these toys to fight his war ...
 

Yvonne White (232)
Saturday April 6, 2013, 4:15 pm
Transformers are sneaky lil ba$tards..I've been attacked by them before..;) My kids used to watch the cartoon, and we still love the movies!:) But Kim Jong-un better read the instructions Before deploying those buggers!;)
 

Kit B. (276)
Saturday April 6, 2013, 4:26 pm

You all give me the giggles. Andy may get you started but each of you run with the theme and make some funny comments.

I remember the first year those things were on sale, I think many were buying extras for the year.
 

Yvonne White (232)
Saturday April 6, 2013, 5:15 pm
I fell asleep on the couch once when the kids were watching Transformer cartoons..talk about Weird Dreams!;)
 

pam w. (138)
Saturday April 6, 2013, 6:32 pm
ANDY IS A GEM!
 

Julie F. (66)
Saturday April 6, 2013, 9:24 pm
so funny!
 

Ros G. (86)
Sunday April 7, 2013, 12:58 am
Thanks for the laughs Kit and most of his soldiers carry wooden rifles and pistols and that's not joke.
 

Sandra Patterson (61)
Sunday April 7, 2013, 1:28 am
noted,thank you
 

Ana R (220)
Sunday April 7, 2013, 3:05 am
lmao Kit
Thank you!
 

. (0)
Sunday April 7, 2013, 4:55 am
real funny,noted,thank you
 

John Gregoire (269)
Sunday April 7, 2013, 6:27 am
I understand there has been a huge mobilization of NK forces carting vinegar and baking soda to his rockets as well! ;-)
 

Anna Undebeck (205)
Sunday April 7, 2013, 9:32 am
l Cheers Kit ;)
 

Theodore Shayne (56)
Sunday April 7, 2013, 2:22 pm
A funny guy is Andy sometimes. I don't know why the generals don't seize power from the little toad and reunite both halves of a once great people.
 
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