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Taliban Named Best Place to Work 2013 ~~ Andy Borowitz


Society & Culture  (tags: americans, culture, HUMOR, society, Taliban )

Kit
- 465 days ago - newyorker.com
For the Taliban, who had just opened their office in Doha, Qatar, on Tuesday, the honor was "totally unexpected and incredibly humbling," a spokesman for the group said.**HUMOR**



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Kit B. (276)
Friday June 21, 2013, 8:20 pm
Photograph by Osama Faisal/AP.


DOHA, QATAR (The Borowitz Report)—In the latest publicity coup for the Afghan insurgent group, the Taliban today finished first in a newly released survey of the “Best Places to Work 2013.”

For the Taliban, who had just opened their office in Doha, Qatar, on Tuesday, the honor was “totally unexpected and incredibly humbling,” a spokesman for the group said.



“This is the first office we’ve ever opened, so naturally we wanted it to be nice and all,” he said. “But to be named a better place to work than Apple and Google and the other amazing places on this list–whoa.”

Cited in the poll was the atmosphere at Taliban headquarters, which numerous employees described as “relaxed” and “fun.”

“People think that just because we observe Sharia law, we walk around with frowny faces all day,” the spokesman said. “The fact is, we have a lot of laughs here.”

One person not amused by the survey results, however, was the Afghan President Hamid Karzai, who threatened to break off peace talks with the Taliban if they do not immediately admit that the poll was a “total fraud.”

“Who was behind this so-called poll? The Taliban, that’s who,” an angry Karzai told reporters. “When they did their little ribbon-cutting for their office on Tuesday, I thought they were publicity whores, but they are really taking it to a new sick level.”

Hours later, the Taliban spokesman offered this response: “Hamid Karzai doesn’t sound very chill. He’d really have to dial it back if he wanted to fit in at a workplace like this.”
****HUMOR****SATIRE****

By: Andy Borowitz | The New Yorker Magazine |
 

Kit B. (276)
Friday June 21, 2013, 8:21 pm

No, this is not real, yes it is satire.
 

JL A. (275)
Friday June 21, 2013, 8:22 pm
Thanks for a dose of AB to lighten the spirit after the heaviness of the last two posts Kit!
 

Past Member (0)
Friday June 21, 2013, 10:32 pm
LOL
 

Deb E. (64)
Friday June 21, 2013, 10:58 pm
Good article for The Onion :-)
 

Nancy M. (201)
Saturday June 22, 2013, 10:00 am
Especially for lesbians! LOL
 

Angelika R. (143)
Saturday June 22, 2013, 11:18 am
lol, good one, thx Kit.
 

Natasha Salgado (530)
Saturday June 22, 2013, 3:46 pm
This is too funny...the best laugh i've had in awhile! Thx Kit
 

Dave C. (214)
Saturday June 22, 2013, 4:11 pm
ha, ha, ha, ha......thanks
 

Rose NoFWDSPLZ (275)
Saturday June 22, 2013, 5:14 pm
Very funny :)
 

Lois Jordan (56)
Saturday June 22, 2013, 6:41 pm
Noted and thanks for some more much needed laughs, Kit!
 

Twyla Sparks (208)
Saturday June 22, 2013, 11:54 pm
Very,very ,funny. Thanks Kit, I needed that
 

paul m. (93)
Sunday June 23, 2013, 5:41 am

Thanks Kit...
 

b. m. (32)
Wednesday June 26, 2013, 8:20 am


just as I started to laugh...I hurled....
 
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