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The Daily Show: Jon Stewart and Gang Apologize to Egypt

Society & Culture  (tags: americans, culture, Humor, Satire, society )

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Two Guys, a Girl and a Pita Place Sam Bee, Bob Odenkirk and David Cross apologize to the citizens of Egypt for sending America's three stupidest people to their country. Yes, it is HUMOR!

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Kit B (276)
Thursday September 12, 2013, 8:34 am

After a long, long, very long hiatus this summer, Jon Stewart returned in September and for those of us devoted to that last laugh before bedtime, it is great to have him back.

You all know who went to Egypt, though why is anyone's guess. Two Clowns and a Bozo embarrass the United States with appearance in Egypt. Samantha Bee along with funny writers Bob Odenkirk and David Cross make this some what bearable.


Sue H (7)
Thursday September 12, 2013, 8:44 am
Jon has been smoking hot the last couple of nights!

Sheryl G (363)
Thursday September 12, 2013, 9:10 am
I saw this last night, thanks to Jon Stewart I could laugh otherwise I'd cry. Will these people just do us all a favor and stay home, is bad enough we have to deal with them let alone send their stupidity abroad.

Christeen A (370)
Thursday September 12, 2013, 9:42 am
Jon's got it going on. Thank you.

Kit B (276)
Thursday September 12, 2013, 9:50 am

Yes, Jon has it, whatever the IT might be. He brought me out of a terrible funk yesterday and then I watched Louis CK and laughed myself to sleep. I have a dear friend that is totally Apolitical, she votes but very rarely watches the news. Even she is addicted the late night Stewart drug. She's also a republican, her husband works as a lobbyist,for C of C, so even republicans get a laugh from Jon Stewart.

Mandi T (390)
Thursday September 12, 2013, 10:05 am
WTG Jon!

Arielle S (313)
Thursday September 12, 2013, 10:15 am
I don't know if a few minutes of good Jon Stewart is worth ANY of those three banana butts.....Ugly Americans all three! But thinking that they might see Jon Stewart talking about them.....haahaha

Gene J (290)
Thursday September 12, 2013, 11:47 am
Yeah, he was missed. I have yet to hear a reason those three raisinette sized brains were there. Diplomatic mission? I think that is the province of the State Department under the direction of the Secretary of State and the President of the United States (all of them - and I doubt Michelle, or the other two, could even name all 50) not three dipsticks from the House. They had no official status, shouldn't they be charged with sedition or something for undermining our country? Congress does do fact-finding trips, but is there a committee that all three are on that sent them to find out something about Egypt? If so, why didn't they ask any questions themselves? They went for a photo op? On MY dime? The three biggest absolute fools in Congress, how did those stooges get out of the country? And can we keep them out? Revoke their passports or something? We'd raise the IQ of the country considerably if we could. Sigh...

pam w (139)
Thursday September 12, 2013, 12:22 pm
OH, NOOOOOO! Dis she REALLY say those things in that manner? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

pam w (139)
Thursday September 12, 2013, 12:23 pm
(Sorry...."DID she really?" .... Although, I've got to say, she DISSED the Egyptians, yes she did.)

Kathy C (354)
Thursday September 12, 2013, 12:47 pm
And that is why they hate us. I miss President Clinton. He educated himself to the different cultures so he could speak to them intelligently. Not at them like a babbling fool.
And steve king,, constitution? That fascist is the one trying to cram ag gag down our throats, silence the people and allow dog fighting.

Tamara Hayes (185)
Thursday September 12, 2013, 1:39 pm
I don't know whether to offer them toilet paper or a breath mint, cuz that was a lot of shit coming out of their mouths! I adore Jon Stewart. I wish we could make him President of the US of the country of America of the United States. Thanks Kit.

Bryna Pizzo (139)
Thursday September 12, 2013, 4:11 pm
Oh good grief! Are you kidding me?!!!! Please save this country from the stupids! I'm mortified to have morons like them representing us. Thank you for the laughs though! :)

Janice P (5)
Thursday September 12, 2013, 4:16 pm
Love the Jon Stewart show.

Past Member (0)
Thursday September 12, 2013, 4:19 pm
ROFLMGDAO!!! Kit, you just made my day!
Yep, they surely did send over the most stupid idiot "Americans" they could have. I wonder how they even got into the country? LOL,
*Hanging my head in shame*

Rose Becke (141)
Thursday September 12, 2013, 4:25 pm
LOL Thanks Kit I needed this

Past Member (0)
Thursday September 12, 2013, 5:17 pm

Athena F (131)
Thursday September 12, 2013, 5:47 pm
Love this, keep up the good work, Daily Show crew!

JL A (281)
Thursday September 12, 2013, 5:59 pm
I'd almost prefer such bozos have to be trained and briefed by the State Department to help avoid WWIII.

Kit B (276)
Thursday September 12, 2013, 6:03 pm

Everyone needs a good daily dose of Jon Stewart. I do hope the Egyptians will forgive us.

Robert B (60)
Friday September 13, 2013, 9:01 am
OMG, WTF! When I saw those 3 village idiots I thought that HAS TO BE A JOKE! I even looked it up to make sure this was not just a comedy skit. How FREAKING EMBARRASSING!!! Not to mention harmful. Bachman actually linked the Muslim Brotherhood to 911. These idiots should be charged with trying to further destabilize an already tenuous situation. The Egyptians must think we are all MORONS. I thank Jon Stewart and his gang for helping me to laugh instead of cry.

. (0)
Friday September 13, 2013, 9:44 am
More like the Three Stooges and vaudeville slapstick.

Jim P (3257)
Friday September 13, 2013, 1:13 pm
Michelle Bachmann and her Flying Circus need to have their mouths taped
permanently. And their passports revoked immediately.

I recognized Michelle but I ask: Who are the other two clowns with Bachmann?
Anyone know...?

Ty, Kit.

Lois Jordan (63)
Sunday September 15, 2013, 6:08 pm
Thanks, Kit. I never miss Jon Stewart and this was hilarious. (I also loved John Oliver substituting this summer). To answer Jim, I believe that's Steve King & Louis Gohmert (I like to call him "Gomer").

Jim P (3257)
Sunday September 15, 2013, 6:58 pm
Thanks to Lois for the names of the two Flying Circus characters
with Michelle Bachmann. All three of them need to be taken out of
Congress ASAP.

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