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Arizona Confronting Awkward Realization That Gay People Have Money, Buy Stuff -- Andy Borowitz

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The state of Arizona found itself in the middle of a conundrum today as it awoke to the awkward realization that gay people have money and buy stuff. ***HUMOR***SATIRE***

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JD She (0)
Saturday March 1, 2014, 7:25 am

Terry King (113)
Saturday March 1, 2014, 12:29 pm
Who Knew?

Pat B (356)
Saturday March 1, 2014, 12:42 pm
He's on a roll here, keep up the good work, Andy.!! Thanks, Kit.

pam w (139)
Saturday March 1, 2014, 12:47 pm people have a lot of friends who just MIGHT tell Arizona to STUFF IT!

. (0)
Saturday March 1, 2014, 1:23 pm
I loved this. Actually, Arizona has the higest percentage of wealtly gay people in the US. This is due to the large percentage of gay doctors, lawyers, and other professionals who retired to AZ.

JL A (282)
Saturday March 1, 2014, 1:50 pm
Thanks for the dose of AB Kit.

Arielle S (313)
Saturday March 1, 2014, 2:58 pm
I do love that Andy...he just rolls humor and truth into one big plop...

Debra Van Way (12)
Saturday March 1, 2014, 3:55 pm
So basically, if you are a tp or republican holding office in Arizona you passed the requirements of : 1. Survived the labotomy. 2. Couldn't cop a clue if it would save your life. and 3. Are against everyone but straight white males and the occasional token straight white female.

Wonder if the realization gave the stupid female a clue at all? Man, I hope this idiot didn't reproduce.......

Vallee R (280)
Saturday March 1, 2014, 7:13 pm
Wonderful thanks - Kit.

Athena F (131)
Saturday March 1, 2014, 8:57 pm

. (0)
Sunday March 2, 2014, 4:33 am
I was very profoundly struck by Ms Foyler's comment: “How was I supposed to know what gay people do with their money, etc., when I don’t personally know any gay people?” she asked

Well get out there and meet some gay people Ms Foyler, and then maybe you won't be so blindly bigoted!

Mitchell D (104)
Sunday March 2, 2014, 6:54 pm
Andy is always funny!
Allan, I do not know how you know that statistic, but I'm glad you do.
Debra,, if this fool does not reproduce, you might want to nominate her for a Darwin Award.
But, I will admit, I was surprised by the Brewer veto.

Kit B (276)
Sunday March 2, 2014, 6:57 pm

Mitchell, Brewer had not only the state business community asking for the veto but nearly half of the legislature that voted for this in first place. Could it be they didn't read it before voting? Wonder what Andy would say to that?

Bryna Pizzo (139)
Sunday March 2, 2014, 9:24 pm
Thanks, Kit! Borowitz is a hoot!

Sherri G (128)
Monday March 3, 2014, 1:28 am
Noted TY Kit. Good for Andy we need his humor in a somewhat bleak world.
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