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Republican Code of Conduct

US Politics & Gov't  (tags: humor, Supply-side Jesus )

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A humorous take on the Decalogue from the perspective of Republican Supply-side Jesus. The animated graphic probably won't show here. Click through.

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P A (117)
Monday October 21, 2013, 5:15 am
OUCH!!! Painfully true – and very well done!

Past Member (0)
Monday October 21, 2013, 6:20 am

Mitchell D (87)
Monday October 21, 2013, 6:29 am
"You Betcha!" Oh did someone with a hockey puck for a brain already copyright that phrase?

divergent revolution (309)
Monday October 21, 2013, 7:35 am
I watched W last night
And bush was adamant about not being out christianed, as he put it, after losing his run for congress in Middletown texas, by being out christianed...who knew?

Gene J (290)
Monday October 21, 2013, 7:41 am
Not so much funny as true. They are the modern day version of the pharisees and scribes Christ railed against in his day. How they co-opted Jesus name, but not his teachings, into what turned into that list is as disgusting a theft from history as has ever been seen. They don't have the first clue about what values are, though they talk about them all the time. They wouldn't recognize the value in loving thy neighbor as thyself, for instance, if it had teeth and bit them in the posterior. The platform of the republican party coming out of their convention last year was a complete repudiation of everything Christ taught, and many things they supported as a party themselves at one time, like the ACA which they proposed as an alternative to Bill Clinton's health care ideas and Romney implemented. They wear two faces, they speak with forked tongues, and if they didn't have a little red tail under their coats, I'd be surprised. Such is conservative politics today. Ugly as can be and twice as mean.

Carlene V (202)
Monday October 21, 2013, 7:49 am
Great Tom and so true. Nothing less than whores for their corporate pimps all the while thumping their bibles that have blank pages inside rather like the minds of their constituents.

Lona G (80)
Monday October 21, 2013, 8:16 am
Kudos, very well done, Tom. I have to admit though, that it elicited the famous Dutch 'Farmer-with-a-Toothacke-Grin'. To close to the truth to get a genuine ROTFL, this is more the painful laughter, hiding embarrassment about how things could actually be this way.

Dotti L (85)
Monday October 21, 2013, 9:33 am
Painfully true, indeed, and funny.

Autumn S (151)
Monday October 21, 2013, 9:42 am
Thanks, TC !

Robert B (60)
Monday October 21, 2013, 10:30 am
Yep! That hits the nail on the head.

Beverly T (82)
Monday October 21, 2013, 10:51 am
Seems to me all you have to do is remove the word "not" from after "Thou shall..." and voila !!!! you have the Republican Ten Commandments that they actually repeat to themselves before.....DOING ANYTHING !!!!

Gloria picchetti (304)
Monday October 21, 2013, 11:40 am
They're killing me.

TOM T (246)
Monday October 21, 2013, 11:46 am


David C (131)
Monday October 21, 2013, 12:21 pm
thou shalt lie, steal, cheat and change the rule....I shall cry and accuse others of cheating when I am caught without any good ideas...

Amy L (112)
Monday October 21, 2013, 12:34 pm
I'm going to be a Republican for Halloween.

Yvonne White (229)
Monday October 21, 2013, 12:48 pm
In Ayn Rand's name..Amen..;)

JL A (281)
Monday October 21, 2013, 1:12 pm
Very clever...but so sad a commentary on how low some have sunk

James Maynard (84)
Monday October 21, 2013, 2:09 pm
Too darn accurate to be funny.

Louise D (44)
Monday October 21, 2013, 2:16 pm
Given their behavior for the past four years would anyone have expected otherwise? Given that the Tea Party are like a bunch of monkeys high on nitrous oxide when it comes to virtually everything there is a need for some sort of entrance requirement for politicians or at least that they spay them lest they breed.

Roger G (154)
Monday October 21, 2013, 3:08 pm
noted, thanks

Dorothy N (63)
Monday October 21, 2013, 3:09 pm
Lol, laughed even though it hurts us all - thanks Tom!

To add my mite regarding the earlier stages of the Greedy Old Psychopath's propaganda aspect, on which the lunacy platform is built:

FOX thinks The Onion is Real News!

Uploaded on Nov 29, 2010

Fox News' sister site, FOX Nation, posted a link from the Onion, that read, "Frustrated Obama sends nation rambling 75,000 word email". Except nowhere on the site did they signal that the onion is not real news, that it's satire. Georgetown University's Christopher Chambers discusses FOXNation's vetting problem and the media coverage of Tom DeLay.

Fox Lies - Cenk Busts Fox News On MSNBC

The Young Turks

Uploaded on Mar 2, 2011

Cenk Uygur gives examples of lies told on Fox News (with Bill O'Reilly, Glenn Beck, Megyn Kelly and others) in light of Wisconsin protesters calling out the network for lying.

FOX NEWS- LIES, LIES, LIES --See For Yourself (part 1 of 2)

Uploaded on Apr 27, 2008

The Telecommunications Act of 1996 specifically restricts Corporate ownership to 49.7% (not 49.6 or 49.8) because that's exactly what Rupert Murdock and NewsCorp owned at the time. That's when the restriction of ownership of TV and Newspapers also went out the window. Hence the birth of Fox News, since they no longer had to classify their programs like "Hard Copy" and "A Current Affair" as "Infotainment". Welcome to the no-spin zone (hahahahahahahaha)







Glenn Byrnes (196)
Monday October 21, 2013, 3:51 pm

Terrie Williams (798)
Monday October 21, 2013, 6:57 pm
So freekin true....if it didn't hurt so much I would laugh like I lost what gray matter I have left.

Jim P (3257)
Monday October 21, 2013, 7:32 pm
Spammer flagged.

Jim P (3257)
Monday October 21, 2013, 7:34 pm
As for Tom's article on the "Republican Code of Conduct", it is spot on.

Ty, Tom.

Katie and Bill D (107)
Monday October 21, 2013, 9:49 pm
All said here is so true of the repub teabaggers!
We got a E-Mail today telling the Oregon Tea Party Founder Kuzmanich Washington County 45 yr old has not made a payment for 3 yrs on a duplex Fannie Mae is the lender and they cannot find him to serve him process papers. Yet another Jerk!!! Get them voted out!!!
Thank You TomCat

Lynn S (235)
Monday October 21, 2013, 11:10 pm
The 12 Commandments, Republicanus/Teabagger style. Well done!!

Spammer flagged

TomCat S (129)
Tuesday October 22, 2013, 12:21 am
Thanks everyone!

Amy, about being a Republican for Halloween, will your head really fit up there?
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