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Bill Maher on Open Carry

US Politics & Gov't  (tags: guns, humor, maher, video )

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Any time I get an opportunity to share a Bill Maher clip with you, I do, hoping that it is not gone before you get to see it.

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Lona G (80)
Monday June 9, 2014, 4:42 am
Thanks TomCat, Bill Maher at his very best. Very few can master being both very funny and being 100% accurate in their critique, but Maher can.
Have to go and find a tissue for my tears of laughter...

Arielle S (313)
Monday June 9, 2014, 6:13 am
Could this man be any more brilliant? Or funny? Or spot on?

Winn Adams (179)
Monday June 9, 2014, 6:45 am
Thanks TomCat!

divergent r (309)
Monday June 9, 2014, 6:47 am
This is a pet peeve
,, even a state as stupid as Arizona has super strict carry laws,, no schools, bars, churches, restaurants
Really, why do you Need a gun to eat waffles?
I used to see these yahoos in the pancake houses in Montana carrying a gun, and wearing a gun belt to breakfast, ,,,,, seriously? ??

Pat B (356)
Monday June 9, 2014, 7:04 am
Good video of Bill setting the climate of carrying guns into restaurants, Home Depot, or Lowe's. Only he can say what he says with a straight face. LOL.

Jim P (3257)
Monday June 9, 2014, 7:35 am
"AMMOsexuals"... lol...

Excellent Bill Maher commentary!

ty, tc.

P A (117)
Monday June 9, 2014, 8:01 am
Bill Maher was utterly wonderful – so witty, so droll, so utterly brilliantly apposite! I had always thought there was something Freudian about these people clutched their guns to them whereever they went – at Wendy's – were they expecting armed attack when eating fast food? Ammosexual is a perfect way to describe them!

Oh dear, at 3.30 there was a picture so awful there that Bill really should have warned us – oh dear!!

Gloria p (304)
Monday June 9, 2014, 8:37 am
If there isn't a punch line on target just shoot your computer. Thank you.

Joanne D (38)
Monday June 9, 2014, 8:58 am
Should the video disappear, it should still be at the Daily Kos link, and with a transcript (and some hysterical comments). Granted Bill delivers it better than a transcript. I can't say he delivered it totally with a straight face, though. Probably many cracked up at the same places that he almost did.

Monday June 9, 2014, 9:05 am
Bill Maher is freakin hilarious! I absolutely LOVE how Open Carry Texas hurt their own cause and got their guns banned in these restaurants. Oh, the hilarity! Thanks so much for sharing TomCat, you have made my morning!

David C (131)
Monday June 9, 2014, 9:13 am
Bill Maher is awesome!

Lady Suki (446)
Monday June 9, 2014, 10:23 am
Loved this. Paraphrasing Bill Maher below.

I like Tiffany lamps, but I don't carry it everywhere I go.

Don't tell me you aren't in a romantic relationship with your gun, you are taking it out to dinner.

You aren't supposed to bring your gun to those resturants (spelling?). You are supposed to die like everyone else does there, slowly from eating the food.

Finally, ammosexuals xDDD Brilliant.


Chris C (152)
Monday June 9, 2014, 10:23 am
Ahhhhhhhhh, thanks! I needed that!

Alvin King (2)
Monday June 9, 2014, 10:29 am
Thanks, I never miss his show!

Gene J (290)
Monday June 9, 2014, 10:30 am
I got there late Friday, came in at the guy with the camo hat and laughed myself silly from there on. But a thought occurs to me that perhaps does not to these enthusiasts, what is to prevent some other gun carrying person, perhaps one who has concealed and carried his, from thinking YOU are the next mall shooter and gunning you down, you know just in case? While the toilets at Home Depot are not likely to put up armed resistance, other gun carrying paranoiacs might. I did enjoy Bill's point about not going to Olive Garden and blowing bong hits into other diner's faces - anymore. I don't do that either. Anymore. :^)

divergent r (309)
Monday June 9, 2014, 10:37 am
Lol, Gene, ,, anymore, ,,,: XD

Vivian B (169)
Monday June 9, 2014, 10:51 am
Such a breathe of fresh air every time I watch Bill!! He needs to write the laws for these gun idiots! Maybe we could go to the store without being assaulted by these idiots "gun love"!!!

Jason R (67)
Monday June 9, 2014, 11:02 am
lololol The face of ammosexual, tea bagger Libertarians. The dumbing down is completed. Time to turn them on the public. Good thing we can out smart them!

divergent r (309)
Monday June 9, 2014, 11:03 am
it explains a lot about the shape of a gun,lmao
Like a dildo with a trigger

Joanne D (38)
Monday June 9, 2014, 12:21 pm
tasunka m, also why the guys like such large bores LOL.

Yvonne White (229)
Monday June 9, 2014, 1:21 pm
Seriously Hilarious! It's not how big your gun is, it's how you use it..these dipsticks are exihibitionists, so probably very lousy shooters..exactly as Freudian as it sounds.

divergent r (309)
Monday June 9, 2014, 1:28 pm
Premature eradication, or ejectile dysfunction¿

divergent r (309)
Monday June 9, 2014, 1:31 pm
My bf just snorted our his water when I read him that last

Lone F (67)
Monday June 9, 2014, 2:20 pm
Thanks Tomcar!

James Maynard (84)
Monday June 9, 2014, 2:45 pm
Have watched this a few times now
and still laughing ........

Birgit W (160)
Monday June 9, 2014, 3:43 pm
Thanks for sharing.

JL A (281)
Monday June 9, 2014, 3:56 pm
Bill cuts away the fluff and provides the bottom line yet again--thanks TC

Sheri Schongold (7)
Monday June 9, 2014, 5:40 pm
This is absolutely hilarious and so true. Normally Bill Maher and I don't see eye to eye. BUT, in this case, I agree completely with him.

Lynn S (235)
Monday June 9, 2014, 5:50 pm

"Now the silver lining in all this is these heavily armed flash mobs that have been alarming people in restaurants lately have managed to do what thousands of progressive legislators could not. They got guns banned. Yeah, one by one, all these restaurants said nope, sorry, you can no longer take a gun into Chipotle, or Chili's, or Applebee's, or Wendy's, or Jack in the Box. From now on, if you want to die in one of these places, you're going to have to do it the old-fashioned way, by eating their food! "

I can just hear John Houseman saying that last part.

Karen Ryan (42)
Monday June 9, 2014, 7:21 pm
He is consistently both funny and hits the nail on the head.

Katie & Bill D (107)
Monday June 9, 2014, 9:41 pm
Just love this show! Maher is one of the Best!!
Thank you tomCat

Edith B (146)
Monday June 9, 2014, 9:53 pm
I don't have HBO so I am always glad when his posts are shared. This was a classic.

Charlene Rush (79)
Monday June 9, 2014, 10:34 pm
Amazingly, he is one of the few, who actually, tell it like it is.

reft h (66)
Monday June 9, 2014, 11:03 pm

TomCat S (129)
Monday June 9, 2014, 11:22 pm
Thanks all. Glad you enjoyed.

Terrie Williams (798)
Tuesday June 10, 2014, 1:25 pm
LMAO had to watch it again. He's so bitingly funny while being so dead-on accurate in opinion. And TRUTH

Jo S (619)
Tuesday June 10, 2014, 2:14 pm
Just Love him!
Thanks Tom.
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