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IN THESE PERILOUS MOMENTS of THE EPIDEMIC... WE MUST TAKE REFUGE PEOPLE in ... a Good JOKE!


Offbeat  (tags: ---->WORLD*SWINE FLU JOKES!!! )

Ge
- 19 days ago - childhealthsafety.wordpress.com
POST YOUR FAVE HERE TOO... "Christmas has been officially canceled due to SWINE FLU USA: Not enough vaccine for the Elves and Santa it had to go to Citibank employees and Hockey Players" btw...THAT IS MY OWN CREATION... hahaha! ...enjoy!
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Ge ARACELI (80)
Friday November 6, 2009, 8:43 am
Christmas has been officially canceled due to SWINE FLU USA:
Not enough vaccine for the Elves and Santa it had to go to Citibank employees and Hockey Players




#2___
Due to the ANTI-CHRIST sighting in the USA the plague outbreaks have begun…
never mind what is behind the curtain of religious hypocrites citizens, never mind that…
we are telling you that you must accept our policy and that is the plagues have begun :

SWINE FLU due to ANTI CHRIST SIGHTINGS in the USA… evacuation is not necessary…
instead take your vile of ANTI VENOM that will curb this OUTBREAK and line the pockets of drug soliciting USA pharmaceutical corporations…



HOW ABOUT THIS ONE???
Scientist have released what they believe is the chronological order in which the virus spread.

This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed at home,
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none.
And this little piggy went...
"Wee wee wee!" all the way home

than it HAPPENED
the scientists found the SWINE that didn’t want to live with the little piggies:
the SWINE had dedicated himself to
delivering to families and individuals alike
fear
dread
frustration
hype
hoax
with his slogan
"Working for THE bigots day and night... achoo: the SWINE flu!"
Scientists are busy trying to prove to the PEOPLE
there is a conspiracy and this SWINE is not working alone
 

Kari D. (168)
Friday November 6, 2009, 8:53 am
LOL
 

Ge ARACELI (80)
Friday November 6, 2009, 8:58 am


I love My KariD!

X
 

Celia M Torres (29)
Friday November 6, 2009, 9:00 am
Ha ha ha, you`re awesome, Ge!!!!
 

Ge ARACELI (80)
Friday November 6, 2009, 9:10 am


HUGHUGHUG my ARTIST C.M.Torres...
*cough cough* OH NO I think
*clears throat* I better rush to buy a few shares of the next ANTI-VENOM toxin fighter of the ANTI-CHRIST plague DREAD SPEAK before their SATAN lands and takes up the *sneeze sniffle* the funneling of WHATEVER...
though surely the prices would rise?
hmmm
or maybe, since I am no RELIGOUSER... I don't have to play!
I can just be excused from the cherades and hype and slogans of HOAX!

That would be COOLER than ice in a glass of water in the heat of Summer.
X
 

Celia M Torres (29)
Friday November 6, 2009, 9:15 am
Ha ha, hey, you finally appeared!!! We missed you a lot!!!
 

Ge ARACELI (80)
Friday November 6, 2009, 9:47 am
C... thank you hon.

I was away due to damned Brain Injury complications more than anything...
I get so TIFFED the USA walks all over us CITIZENS and REFUSES to DO RIGHT BY us... ! Especially in HEALTH CARE! __-and other JERK things the USA pulls on us PEOPLE... though most of all PULLS ON us FEMALES: which ANYONE can go on and head to my STORIES SUBMITTED and READ how WE THE PEOPLE must ACT with Our PETITIONS... Our CONTINUED UNCOMPROMISED STANCE of HUMAN RIGHTS

and on another note...

The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike,
and as
he preached,
he moved briskly about the platform,
jerking the mike cord as he went.

Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord
and nearly tripping before jerking it again.

After several circles and jerks,
a little girl in the third pew leaned toward Her mother and whispered,

"If he gets loose, will he hurt us?"


I LOVE YA ALL FOR YOUR GOOD WILL AND HUMAN RIGHTS WORK I REALLY DO!
I APPRECIATE THAT YOU KNOW TO CARE FOR EQUALITY AND FOR OUR GREAT EARTH!
THANK YOU!!!

 

Ge ARACELI (80)
Friday November 6, 2009, 11:18 am
"If conservatives get to call universal healthcare 'socialized medicine,' I get to call private, for-profit healthcare 'soulless, vampire bastards making money off human pain.'" --Bill Maher



"President Obama has been explaining his healthcare plan now to senior citizens. And yesterday, at a town hall meeting, he promised the crowd that he will not, quote, 'pull the plug on Grandma.' Then, there was an awkward moment when Grandpa stood up and booed." --Conan O'Brien


"Over the past week, congressmen have been holding town hall meetings across the country. They've been disrupted by angry protesters who are against Obama's new healthcare plan. And things could have gotten violent, but nobody could afford to get hurt. So, it was very peaceful protesting." --Jimmy Fallon
 

mary f. (74)
Friday November 6, 2009, 12:54 pm
lol
 

Ge ARACELI (80)
Friday November 6, 2009, 1:32 pm

ahmmm LAUGHING!
I think the CORRUPTED of USA is working to DENY LAUGHTER!
A new law and ordinance they labor for... of course instead of LABORING TO END THE VIOLENCE TO THE USA CITIZENS by the CRIMES OF RAPE and the CRIMES OF POLICE BRUTALITY and the CRIMES of NON EQUALITY TO WOMEN ... among USA heinous CRIMES that it continues such as HEALTH CARE DENIAL!

David Letterman made such a good point
as to why the Republicans don't care for... well here...

"You know who really is opposed to the Obama healthcare plan?

The Republicans.

Apparently it does not cover breast implants for their mistresses
so they think,
'We don't want it. We don't need it.''" --David Letterman
 

marilyn s. (99)
Friday November 6, 2009, 6:59 pm
Thanks for this one!!! XXXX
 

Gorilly Girl (371)
Saturday November 7, 2009, 6:50 pm
Aint scared of no flying pig not the flyin swine flu....Ge most funny indeed.

Big gorilly hgus
 

Ricardo Chappe (187)
Monday November 9, 2009, 11:01 am
Thank you Ge for these notices.
 
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