From the Onion. Recent trends indicate a strong influence in the world economy over the past several years is near collapsing. The loss of this multi-billion dollar/year industry could bring plunge the world into a deep recession if Democrats are elected.

Inspired by Swiss perverts, PETA asks Ben & Jerry's to use human breast milk instead of cow's milk citing juvenile diabetes, allergies, constipation, obesity, and prostate & ovarian cancer as reasons kids should not drink it. I'll stick with soy, thanks.

The Federal Reserve extended an $85 billion loan to American International Group to be paid back as AIG sells off some business in the biggest government takeover so far in the ongoing credit crisis.

...He Was From Nottinghamshire! 'Robin Hood' bank manager stole £7m from rich clients and gave it to needy customers

Early this morning, the venerable firm of Lehman Brothers, the fourth-largest investment firm in the country, filed for bankruptcy. The global business community is girding up for major financial shifts, uncertainty and a tumbling stock market.

And the winners is: BLACKWATER! My favorite Exxon did not make it!

The U.S. holds the potential to generate two million jobs in two years with a $100 billion investment in cleantech, according to new report.

Yesterday, at federal court in Ft.Myers, FL, farm bosses from Immokalee pleaded guilty to "numerous charges of enslaving Mexican & Guatemalan immigrants, brutalizing them & forcing them to work in farm fields, 1 of most extreme stories of exploitation...

The Eco Products Fund, LP, a private equity fund jointly managed by New Forests Inc. of Washington, D.C. and Equator Environmental, LLC of New York City, and the Government of Sabah in Malaysia today launched the Malua Wildlife Habitat Conservation Bank

Most borrowers know a late payment or high outstanding balance can hurt their credit. But what about frequenting a massage parlor, retreading a tire or visiting a marriage counselor? Such activities count, too, according to a suit filed June 10 by the FTC