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Who Is Mitt Romney Today? Notes On A Hanky

Offbeat  (tags: off-beat, satire, humor, politics, debate, Romney )

- 2048 days ago -
Below are the notes--scribbled on a "hanky"--that Mitt Romney snuck out of his pocket as he approached the podium just before the debate began last week, in apparent violation of Commission regulations. POLITICAL SATIRE

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JL A (281)
Tuesday October 9, 2012, 7:29 pm
choke, choke...satirically too close to possible reality for comfort

John B (185)
Tuesday October 9, 2012, 11:12 pm
Thanks for link to Wayne Barrett's very funny take on the "hankygate"situation. Read and laughingly noted.

Carol H (229)
Wednesday October 10, 2012, 4:22 am
noted, thank you Carrie

Summer M (0)
Wednesday October 10, 2012, 4:54 am
Thanks Carrie ;o) - AMEN on what JLA commented -

Richard Heinlein (4)
Wednesday October 10, 2012, 5:47 am
I would expect nothing less from a man who has lied from the very beginning...he is not someone who thiks on his feet...he needs a board room and yes people around him...I mean he had to sell stock one year so he knows how the 98% have to live

Louise D (44)
Wednesday October 10, 2012, 6:08 am
Mr Romney the Republican Pooh he no friend to me and you. Small and Brown, he comes from you Sit on the toilet, here he comes Squeeze him tween your Republican buns! A present from down below Speading hate with a 'howdy ho'! He's seen the hate inside of you Cos he's a piece of poo!
Sometimes he's nutty, sometimes he's corny He can be brown, or greenish-brown But if you eat fibre on Voting day He might come to your town.. Mr. Romney the Republican Poo
Sometimes he's runny, sometimes he's firm Sometimes he practically water.. Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass And wont fall in the toilet, cos he's just clinging to your sphincter And he wont drop off, and so you shake your ass around.. And try to get it to drop in the toilet And finally it does.
Well you get the idea ..


Sandi C (98)
Wednesday October 10, 2012, 6:59 am
thanks for the laugh.

Dianne D (490)
Wednesday October 10, 2012, 1:16 pm
Romney is a cheater and liar today, tomorrow and always. Remember Bush Jr. had the transitor hidden in his belt during his debate?

. (0)
Wednesday October 10, 2012, 3:18 pm
Dianne D- a cheater and a liar? Please give us facts on this.

Carlene V (202)
Wednesday October 10, 2012, 4:21 pm
Romney becomes someone different depending on to whom he is pandering. One day he says one thing, the next day another and on and on. He is for something before he is against it and you can tell he is lying when he opens his mouth. For abortion? Yes, then no and now yes again. China, why they are awful unless, of course, Bain Cap is making you millions off of the companies they bought. Worker's rights, why yes? Oh, I mean NO! Loves our country so much that he sends his money to the Cayman Islands, really???!!! His is a cmplete POS!

Carrie B (306)
Wednesday October 10, 2012, 8:16 pm
Don't we all know Romney has no position on anything - he simply says what he believes a particular crowd wants to hear. Even though his campaign and most of his supporters know that he (Romney) is the biggest liar we have seen since Bush and Nixon - they don't seem to mind. Their philosophy is to get a good and decent President Obama out of the White House - no matter how many lies are necessary. So sad.

Charlene Rush (79)
Wednesday October 10, 2012, 9:10 pm
What truly, amazes me, is that Mitt Romney and his handlers are playing a very clever political game.
The Mittster plays to whatever audience he has in front of him, and his Mittster people deny and/or discount his comments. It works, because he can say anything he thinks will please his audience and his people can then say he didn't mean what he said.
Haven't the Dems figured it out, already?

M B (62)
Thursday October 11, 2012, 2:25 pm
I agree with Charlene ":The Mittster plays to whatever audience he has in front of him, and his Mittster people deny and/or discount his comments." Indeed, it's all about perception; that's so dangerous about him.
I hope people see the truth and vote accordingly.
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