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Who Else But Coke Could Have Figured Out The Obesity Problem?


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Kathy
- 628 days ago - fearlessrevolution.com
The chairs did it. It makes such perfect sense, but it has been so hard to see. We are all suddenly sitting too much because chairs are everywhere. And it's obviously some sort of chair conspiracy to make us fat.



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Kathy B. (102)
Thursday March 28, 2013, 8:18 pm
The chairs did it. It makes such perfect sense, but it has been so hard to see. We are all suddenly sitting too much because chairs are everywhere. And it's obviously some sort of chair conspiracy to make us fat.

So, stay safe and have a Coke, but for God's sake don't sit down. Because if you do, that chair you're in will probably magically grow your butt. Chairs have been commonplace since the 1500s so this ability to make us rotund must be a recent development in the chair arsenal. Chairs are so sneaky! For over five hundred years the chair has silently waited for the perfect time to strike. Luring us in with new variations. The couch. The La-Z-boy. The Love-seat. And the dreaded Chair-and-half. We lived in harmony for half of a millennium. No obesity epidemic in site. But the chairs were patient in their plan to make us round.

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kim loan (3)
Thursday March 28, 2013, 9:04 pm
"learn about our 4 commitments to fight overweight and sedentary lifestyle @ cocacola.com" Hahaha...love it!! Heres my #1, stop drinking coke. Out of the two I think I'd rather have the chairs in charge.
 
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