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HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY (hereafter refered to as "HAFD") MAKE NO REPRESENTATIONS ABOUT THE SUITABILITY OF THE INFORMATION, DOCUMENTS AND RELATED GRAPHICS, E-CARDS, YO' MAMA, HAPPY FOOLS AND SERVICES CONTAINED ON THIS CARD FOR ANY PURPOSE OTHER THAN THOSE OF THE HUMOROUS KIND (see section 2Aplha). ALL SUCH INFORMATION, DOCUMENTS AND RELATED GRAPHICS, GERMAN BOUNCERS, PRODUCTS, HAPPY FOOLS AND SERVICES ARE PROVIDED "AS IS" WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND. RESERVATION WORKS AND/OR ITS SUPPLIERS HEREBY DISCLAIM ALL WARRANTIES AND CONDITIONS WITH REGARD TO THIS INFORMATION, DOCUMENTS AND RELATED CARDS, CARDSENDING FOOLS, CARDRECIEVING FOOLS, AND SERVICES, INCLUDING ALL IMPLIED WARRANTIES AND CONDITIONS OF CARDIACTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE (see "Bellyflop"), TITLE AND NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL "HAFD" AND/OR ITS CARDMAKER BE LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, PUNITIVE, INCIDENTAL,OCCIDENTAL, DENTAL,MENTAL,TANTAL SPECIAL OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES ARISING OUT OF OR IN ANY WAY CONNECTED WITH THE USE OF THIS CARD OR WITH THE DELAY OR INABILITY TO USE THIS SPECIFIC HOLIDAY, OR FOR ANY INFORMATION, DOCUMENTS AND RELATED FOOLS, AND/OR "I'M WITH STUPID'S", AND SERVICES OBTAINED THROUGH THIS CARD, OR OTHERWISE ARISING OUT OF THE USE OF THIS CARD, WHETHER BASED ON CONTRACT, TORT, STRICT LIABILITY, ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING OR OTHERWISE, EVEN IF "HAFD" AND/OR ANY OF ITS FOLLOWERS CELEBRATING THIS HOLIDAY (see clarification "holiday" paragraph 226X-z1) HAS BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF DAMAGES. BECAUSE SOME STATES/JURISDICTIONS/GOVERNMENT IDIOTS DO NOT ALLOW THE EXCLUSION OR LIMITATION OF LIABILITY FOR CONSEQUENTIAL OR INCIDENTAL DAMAGES, THE ABOVE LIMITATION MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU. THE INFORMATION, DOCUMENTS AND RELATED CATS, DOGS, HAPPY FOOLS, AND SERVICES WITHIN GIVEN PARAMETERS PUBLISHED IN ACCORDANCE TO THIS CARD MAY INCLUDE INACCURACIES OR TYPOGRAPHICAL ERRORS. CHANGES ARE NOT LIKELY PERIODICALLY ADDED TO THE INFORMATION HEREIN. RESERVATION WORKS AND/OR ITS SUPPLIERS MAY MAKE IMPROVEMENTS AND/OR CHANGES IN THIS WEB SITE AT ANY TIME. NOT. WE MAY SEIZE YOUR HOUSE (see "LIGFELONG BELONGINGS", chapter 2 of "What we can do") WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO SEND GUARDS TO FETCH YOU IN ANY WAY WE SEE APPROPRIATE OR AMUSING. SENDER OF THIS CARD EXCLUSIVELY HOLDS NOT ANY DECISION MADE OR ACTION TAKEN OR NOT TAKEN IN RELIANCE UPON THE CARD FURNISHED HEREUNDER. W DO NOT GUARNTEE ANY WORKS CAUSED BY EARTHQUAKE. FLOODING, APRIL FOOLS OR SINISTER LOOKS. WE DO HOWEVER TAKE ALL CREDIT, SHOULD RECIEVER APPRECIATE THIS GREETING. CHECKS IN BLANCO WILL THEN BE REQUIRED, EFFECTIVE UPON SIGNING THIS CONTRACT AND SENT TO ADDRESS AS FOLLOWS.The information provided on tis April Fools Day Card does not necessarily represent the official views or reclining position of the Sender, Reciever or the State of North Dakota. We are not sure about your parts of town.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Thank You for Your Cooperation! 
Heinz And Moose will shortly drop by Your
House and get You (and Your little dog too!)
 
Happy April Fool's Day! 
 
Fool's Agreement (animation) by Camilla Eriksson
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