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Mark S.

Dover, NH, USA
Speaks: English, French
Joined May 7, 2006

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                         LIFE EXPLAINED
One day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this,  I will give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?" So God agreed.

God then created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."
The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?" And God agreed.

God moved on to create the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun and have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."
The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"  And God agreed again.

Then on the next day, God created man and said: "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."
But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my 20,the 40 the cow gave back, the 10 the monkey gave back, and the 10 the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."

So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we act like a monkey to entertain the grandchildren.   And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you.  (smiley credit MillanNet)

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Hometown Manchester, NH 
Birthday Nov 05  
About Me I'm alive! ;)~
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Activist Aspirations Casual
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Wild Fact About Me I'm still here (You'll have to ask ;)
My Philosophy The Earth is a penal colony
What Gives Me Hope Judge Judy
If I were Mayor, I'd make the world a better place by banning all telemarketers.
What/who changed my life and why My 1975 neighbors, the Kimmelmans.
He promoed Shelter Records(L.Russell)
She taught emotionally-retarded kids.
They invited me over for steak&dope..
Quotation "Is that a rolled up Sara Lee cheese danish in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"
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    Have a Great Birthday Mark.. 

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    Happy Happy Belated Birthday Mark!

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    Sorry for the late wish... All the best in everything you do and take care always!
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