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POLITICAL SATIRE: Diehard Trump Voters Confirm Rest Of Nation Should Stop Wasting Time Trying To Reach Them
US Politics & Gov't  (tags: satire, The onion, election 2016.usa, politics, government, elections )

- 1018 days ago -
âEUR~If Anything Could Change Our Minds, It WouldâEUR(TM)ve Happened By Now,âEUR(TM) Say CandidateâEUR(TM)s Supporters
POLITICAL SATIRE FROM THE ONION: Cash-Strapped Trump Forced To Replace Eric Trump With Cheap Migrant Son
US Politics & Gov't  (tags: satire, The Onion, Donald Trump, hijinx, campaign politics, usa, news )

- 1082 days ago -
With his presidential campaign facing a historic funding shortfall that has left it with only $1.3 million on hand, presumptive Republican nominee Donald Trump was forced to reduce costs this week by replacing Eric Trump with a cheap migrant son
POLITICAL SATIRE FROM THE ONION !!! Clinton Campaign Treasurer Crushed To Death After Stack Of Campaign Funds Topples Over
US Politics & Gov't  (tags: satire, The Onion, political process, usa, fundraising, elections, news )

- 1160 days ago -
Confirms that small donations are best and that Super-PACs have been murdering the corrupt fundraising system in America.
US Politics & Gov't  (tags: satire politics, The Onion, humor )

- 1268 days ago -
Wackiest takes on the news from America's best news source
POLITIAL SATIRE: Frenzied Trump Supporters Admit They'd Be Just As Happy Tearing Him To Pieces
US Politics & Gov't  (tags: politics, elections, candidates, DONALD TRUMP, Chumps for Trump, The Onion, usa )

- 1379 days ago -
âEUR~WeâEUR(TM)re Just Mad And Want To Destroy Something,âEUR(TM) Say CandidateâEUR(TM)s Backers
POLITICAL SATIRE FROM THE ONION: Trump Tells Iowa Dairy Farmers He Has Cows 500 Times Bigger Than Theirs
US Politics & Gov't  (tags: politics, satire, The Onion, Trump )

- 1438 days ago -
Your cows are small and scrawny, and you should be embarrassed to milk them,said Trump, adding that each of his cows was the size of at least a dozen Cadillacs and had udders that will make your head spin
POLITICAL SATIRE: Elite Congressman Trained To Kill Legislation In 24 Different Ways
US Politics & Gov't  (tags: satire, The Onion, politics, funny, news, usa, congress, americans )

- 1868 days ago -
Quietly informing reporters of his surgical precision and finely honed skills, sources confirmed Wednesday that highly trained tactical lawmaker John Barrasso (R-WY) is capable of killing legislation in at least 24 different ways
POLITICAL SATIRE: The Onion's 25th Anniversary: 10 of Our Favorite Stories
US Politics & Gov't  (tags: political satire, The Onion, hijinx, funny )

- 2112 days ago -
We dig into the archives of America's self-proclaimed "Finest News Source"
POLITICAL SATIRE FROM THE ONION : Paul Ryan Cuts $120 Million In Wasteful Spending From Romney Campaign
US Politics & Gov't  (tags: political satire, The Onion, politics, offbeat, elections, candidates, war, news, media )

- 2477 days ago -
Back on the campaign trail this weekend following the Republican National Convention, vice presidential nominee Paul Ryan recommended more than $120 million in cuts to what he called the "excessive, wasteful, and frankly irresponsible" amount of money bei
POLITICAL SATIRE: HIVE MENTALITY: Residents Of Indiana Join Together To Form Collective Consciousness
US Politics & Gov't  (tags: satire, SATIRE, the Onion, political satire, government, ethics, americans, politics, media, news )

- 2637 days ago -
Sources have confirmed that at approximately 10:30 a.m. today all 6.5 million residents of Indiana spontaneously exited their homes and places of business, formed thousands of perfectly uniform rows, and appeared to join together in a collective conscious
POLITICAL SATIRE FROM THE ONION---New GOP Strategy Involves Reelecting Obama, Making His Life Even More Miserable
US Politics & Gov't  (tags: politics, obama, news, satire, The Onion, usa, media, government, freedoms, democrats, republicans )

- 2855 days ago -
Calling a GOP victory in the 2012 presidential election antithetical to the party platform, top Republicans revealed a new long-term political strategy Tuesday: reelecting Barack Obama and making his life even more of a living hell than it already is.
POLITICAL SATIRE FROM THE ONION! Tim Pawlenty Shaves Off Every Hair On His Body In Really Weird Campaign Gaffe
US Politics & Gov't  (tags: satire, the Onion, usa, politics, government, Tim PaWLENTYu.s., media, ethics, freedoms, congress, elections )

- 2910 days ago -
In what political insiders are calling one of the weirdest campaign gaffes in history, Republican presidential candidate Tim Pawlenty shaved every single hair off his body this weekend while campaigning in Iowa.
POLITICAL AND SOCIAL SATIRE: Nation Waist-Deep In Soybeans After $30 Trillion Farm Subsidy Bill Accidentally Passed
US Politics & Gov't  (tags: politics, satire, The Onion, news, government, economy, congress, usa, media, democrats, republicans, americans )

- 3139 days ago -
Days after the accidental passage of a bill allocating $30 trillion in federal subsidies to soybean producers, a massive tide of the protein-rich legumes has flooded the nation, crippling transportation networks, commerce, and public utilities, and profou
POLITICAL SATIRE---Congress Sets Sail In Search Of Fabled Sword Of Bipartisanship
US Politics & Gov't  (tags: The Onion, the onion, satire, political satire, usa, congress, government, ethics, news, democrats, republicans, media, u.s. )

- 3165 days ago -
Thousands thronged the docks of the capital seaport last week to watch as Congressmen boarded galleys and set sail in search of the Lost Sword of Bipartisanship, a holy relic that according to legend has the power to restore collegial relations and proced

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