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INTERNATIONAL POLITICAL SATIRE: Report: China To Overtake U.S. As World's Biggest Asshole By 2020

World  (tags: world, politics, satire, The Onion, news )

- 3328 days ago -
More hijinx from the Onion! According to a new report released Monday by a panel of top economists and social scientists, the People's Republic of China will overtake the United States as the world's dominant asshole by the year 2020.


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Aletta Kraan (146)
Thursday June 10, 2010, 8:13 pm
Noted , what will be will be , Thanks !

Mehdi H (27)
Thursday June 10, 2010, 10:13 pm
Noted. Thanks.

patricia lasek (317)
Friday June 11, 2010, 5:41 am
Love The Onion! China might alreaady be overtaking first place as Asshole of the World.

linda b (186)
Friday June 11, 2010, 6:30 pm
Well said Patricia.Noted TY Cal.

Richelle R (62)
Friday June 11, 2010, 6:43 pm
We animal lovers already knew China was an A-hole.

Mary Jane K (13)
Friday June 11, 2010, 6:57 pm
And I thought we were doing such a good job of it, no one, no how, no way could ever top us. I want a recount!
good article, thanks!

Past Member (0)
Friday June 11, 2010, 6:58 pm
Oh, really? I thought it would be much sooner. Besides, how can you tell, among so many?

Past Member (0)
Friday June 11, 2010, 7:03 pm
Wonderful article. Bookmarked the page, want to read more. I was not aware of The Onion. Thanks, Cal.

Connor Hocking (29)
Friday June 11, 2010, 9:13 pm
damn they're gonna win.

michael o'leary (0)
Friday June 11, 2010, 9:33 pm
the usa never was. however chairman mao was responsible for murdering 70 million of his own people.

KS Goh (0)
Saturday June 12, 2010, 12:16 am
This is a great read.

Bon L (0)
Saturday June 12, 2010, 12:51 am
Thanks very much.

Terry B (649)
Saturday June 12, 2010, 4:22 am
An interesting study for topological mathematicians.

What kind of an entity emerges when one asshole, China, forecloses on another asshole, USA?

I suppose some sort of singel-surface Klein Bottle all covered in crap.

. (0)
Saturday June 12, 2010, 11:21 am
Thanks for that comic relief. l love the Onion.
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