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Santa's Goodies Groped!!!


Offbeat  (tags: Santa, mall, Santa's lap, Danbury, Connecticut )

RC
- 4207 days ago - wfsb.com
Can you imagine? And right here in Connecticut, too...LMAO!



   

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RC d (418)
Tuesday December 18, 2007, 2:54 pm
I'm pretty adventurous but somehow I can't see myself doing this...
 

Past Member (0)
Tuesday December 18, 2007, 3:25 pm
goodness sakes alive...what some people won't do...I used to live in Danbury...I have a friend who still lives there...too much...they need to throw the book at her for what she did to all those impressionalbe kids that were in line...just what was she thinking...
 

Cher C (1424)
Tuesday December 18, 2007, 3:32 pm
noted with a chuckle!
thnx Cate!
 

James M (190)
Tuesday December 18, 2007, 3:53 pm
Kind of makes you want to dig out that ol' Santa suit, huh? Seriously, though this woman has a few issues. The kids probably see worse on Family Guy, that show should really be on later...
 

David Gould (155)
Tuesday December 18, 2007, 4:25 pm
It's the white beard you know...makes a fat men irresistable. I've had to shave every day or i would have that trouble too. And i am trying to give up crawling down the chimmeys as well...plays havoc with the whites you know.
 

. (0)
Tuesday December 18, 2007, 4:35 pm
Noted with thanks, Cate.
 

RC d (418)
Tuesday December 18, 2007, 4:37 pm
LMAO JAMES & DAVID....men! What can I say?
 

Steven D (1)
Tuesday December 18, 2007, 4:42 pm
Sorry, but I think I would have a hard time feeling nearly enough outrage at this to call the police, just to be honest.
 

RC d (418)
Tuesday December 18, 2007, 4:43 pm
That thought had occurred to me as well, Steven...but...I guess it IS sexual harassment.
 

William Coulter (124)
Tuesday December 18, 2007, 5:02 pm
Santas Face was as Red as his Suit
 

Jennie B (14)
Tuesday December 18, 2007, 5:13 pm
Was Santa complaining? It's not sexual harassment unless she or he is complaining about it - or someone watching complains....hmmmm-who is the bah humbug spoiling Santa's Christmas? Maybe she's Mrs. Claus-like most older men - perhaps he dumped Mrs. Claus for a younger version....noted
 

Brandy Huston (230)
Tuesday December 18, 2007, 5:15 pm
LMAO Thanks Cate.
 

Ramona Gehl (141)
Tuesday December 18, 2007, 5:24 pm
I've heard tell of women with Santa fixations.....me, I stay away from jingle balls....er um bells LOL TY Cate
 

cynthia m (35)
Tuesday December 18, 2007, 6:02 pm
I hate to be the downer, but it's sexual assault. Would it be funny if the victim had been a woman and the "grabber" a man? Would it be funny to you if the victim was your 65 year-old father or grandfather?Males have the same right to personal privacy and dignity that females have. Most male sexual assault victims, especially teens and children don't report it because of comments like these.
 

Pauline Houzard (108)
Tuesday December 18, 2007, 6:26 pm
I think this is so funny, and she was on crutches as well! lol Thanks Cate!
 

Carolyn T (234)
Tuesday December 18, 2007, 9:56 pm
Noted. All comments are duly considered and you will get no argument from me. However, it is not your ordinary harrassment story, on that we can all agree! Do you think he was dressed provacatively? And what about the fur trim on his suit--do animal lovers want to go after Santa for that! Then there is the exhaustive work the elves and reindeer do--clearly sweat shop conditions. And if my father got a job working as a Santa, he would surely need to know that he would be pulling little ones onto his lap all day--surely that does not mean he is a pervert???!!!!!! Let's just keep our perspective folks...now don't tell this.....Santa, the person does not exist except in the imagination and heart. Let's cut Santa and this woman a little slack. I would much prefer placing my child at risk for this image ( which I doubt registered with most of them) than some of the other images played out in their own homes day after day and on television. As noted above, some of these are in prime time and some children's programming makes me do a double take with the innuendo.

"Bottom line." Merry Christmas! Peace on Earth. Good Will Toward Men." This was just a little too much good will, that's all. Love and Laughter to all. Laugh sometimes...it will keep you with us longer.
 

Michael S (306)
Tuesday December 18, 2007, 10:46 pm
Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas/Holiday and I agree with you all really.... Many moons ago I played Santa BUT, I was ASKING for the "bad girls". No takers though :-( (bg)
 

Tassa Rose (13)
Wednesday December 19, 2007, 2:31 am
WOW; Cate, you really get the "juicy scoop"; skimming the whackiest and/or most BIZZARE or RAUNCHY notes of the NEWS!! LOL; I TRULY enjoyed this one...OFF to bed for me now, after this "Light Comedy." I hope the woman got her "Jollies!" ho, ho, ho, INDEED.
 

Phyllis P (232)
Wednesday December 19, 2007, 4:16 am
Oh my...was Santa's stocking stuffed....lololol...thanks for posting...
 

Patrick Cardwell (24)
Wednesday December 19, 2007, 4:27 am
Come on Cate, "Can you imagine? And right here in Connecticut, too," I use to travel to CT quite a bit when I was involved with the US Jaycees. My experience would have made me imagine the orgy that would have followed the groping of Santa. You know those folks in Danbury are a little different than the rest of CT, no .. the Northeast ... no ... the whole country!! LOL

This is funny, but for the life of me I can't imagine Santa being ... shocked! Poor kids.. they probably had a problem staying on Santa's lap afterwards... LMAF!!!
 

Joycey B (750)
Wednesday December 19, 2007, 5:56 am
Another unusual story Cate. Noted. Thanks.
 

Past Member (0)
Wednesday December 19, 2007, 8:20 am
Noted and thanks Cate for the giggles.
 

Tsandi Crew (95)
Wednesday December 19, 2007, 8:39 am
I guess Santa's face matches his suit.....but I'll bet he's pleased underneath!
 

Past Member (0)
Wednesday December 19, 2007, 12:37 pm
Noted ... thanks, Cate
 

Merry L (74)
Wednesday December 19, 2007, 1:04 pm
Now that was gutsy-in front of kids!? What a whack!
 

Kari D (192)
Wednesday December 19, 2007, 2:46 pm
& we Elves thought the Kids were a Handful!!! :-)
 

Blu AbbeyCat (302)
Wednesday December 19, 2007, 3:04 pm
....I guess RED really turns her on ...or maybe beards .....??? NOTED oxxoxoox, Blu'Abbeycat
 

Mark F (300)
Wednesday December 19, 2007, 5:46 pm
Maybe I need to lighten up, but why do some people think this is funny? Would you be laughing if a man sexually assaulted one of Santa's little helpers? The 65 year old man (Santa) said he felt bad, because of all the kids that were waiting in line and saw it. I guess maybe sexual assault can be funny??? But only when it happens to a man?

Remember John Bobbit? He was a punch line for years after his penis was cut off. But if he had assualted his wife and mutilated her vagina, he'd still be in prison, and there wouldn't have been a single joke. Maybe someone can explain to me why sexual assualt against men is funny?

Like I say, maybe its just me, maybe I need to lighten up.
 

Robert K (437)
Wednesday December 19, 2007, 7:35 pm
Hehe Funny Funny.... thanks Cate
 

Denise Reiser (42)
Wednesday December 19, 2007, 9:02 pm
lol, thanks for the laugh!
 

Eternal Optimist (115)
Thursday December 20, 2007, 12:30 am
Noted. Thanks Cate :)
 

Stanley Townsend (281)
Thursday December 20, 2007, 10:05 am
LOOKS LIKE SANTA'S GOT A HO HO HO :)
 

Past Member (0)
Thursday December 20, 2007, 10:17 am
WHAT A SHOCKER THAT AN UNEMPLOYED BUM WHO NEEDS A HAIRCUT(BADLY) HATES BUSH!

WHO WOULDDA THUNK OF THAT?
 
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