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God Offers People of Alabama New Bibles to Replace Ones Trump Signed

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- 41 days ago -
God added that He was "dumbfounded" that Trump had taken it upon himself to sign his name on a book to which he had "no relationship whatsoever.""I've got news for Trump-the Bible is not"The Art of the Deal" God said.",he didn't write that book either!


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Beryl Ludwig (78)
Saturday March 9, 2019, 3:07 pm
people are so terribly stupid. I wouldn't let Trump touch anything live belong to me. Why in the world would he sign a book that people believe in and cherish. I am not one of those people that worships at a church.It nauseated me when I heard he had done such a thing.

Funny article Wilde thank you

Animae C (508)
Saturday March 9, 2019, 3:38 pm
🤣 🤣

Lesa D (30)
Saturday March 9, 2019, 4:49 pm
& then She said that he had actually spelled his own name incorrectly ~ just SAD...

thank you Wilde...

Colleen L (3)
Saturday March 9, 2019, 9:15 pm
Nice gesture. . I wouldn't let him touch anything either.
Thanks Wilde

Walter F (128)
Saturday March 9, 2019, 11:54 pm

Jerome S (0)
Sunday March 10, 2019, 6:14 am
Thank you

Jim Ven (0)
Sunday March 10, 2019, 6:35 am

Angelflowers Dawkins (1)
Sunday March 10, 2019, 6:41 am
Oh for goodness sake!!whatever next?might I ask!!of course trump should not sign a Bible ever,ever,ever!!

Virgene L (53)
Sunday March 10, 2019, 10:19 am
Thank you God. Amen.

Raleigh k (359)
Sunday March 10, 2019, 11:26 am
TYFS Wilde

Connie O (45)
Sunday March 10, 2019, 12:40 pm
This is satire from the Borowitz report, although I wouldn't doubt that trump would do that.

Winn A (179)
Sunday March 10, 2019, 3:47 pm
tRUMP knows how to sign his name?????? News to me.

Janet B (0)
Sunday March 10, 2019, 6:35 pm

Julie W (33)
Sunday March 10, 2019, 6:49 pm
Connie O, the pic shows him actually signing a bible, so he did do that. What an effing hypocrite!

John J (0)
Monday March 11, 2019, 3:53 am
thanks for sharing

Jack Y (0)
Monday March 11, 2019, 4:19 am

Jerome S (0)
Monday March 11, 2019, 4:35 am
Thank you

Sylvie A (190)
Monday March 11, 2019, 4:36 am
No comment...
Thank you for sharing.

Jim Ven (0)
Monday March 11, 2019, 4:47 am

Wilde Thange (10)
Monday March 11, 2019, 2:19 pm
The part about God offering to replace the bibles is the satire!!!

Wilde Thange (10)
Saturday March 16, 2019, 1:37 pm
I suppose the people asking Trump to sign are the sorts of US evangelicals that think God is using Trump despite his failings to get all the policies the evangelicals wish for. They considered Bush another such one with less failings perhaps.Human beliefs are not infallible however!
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