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When Bread is Being Served

Someone once put the following philosophical problem to a learned professor of philosophy:

"Bread, once buttered, normally falls to the floor buttered side down if it is dropped. This morning mine fell to the floor buttered side up - why was that?"

The Professor paced back and forth, chain-smoking (they all do that!)

He had a discussion and then an argument with himself then finally raised his finger to the sky thereby declaring he had the answer.

The learned Professor's retort was:

"Obviously, the bread had been buttered on the wrong side" ---

Compiled by Hazel A. Speed
B.A. (Lond.)- Philosophy

When Bread is Being Served by Hazel Speed
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