The Erotic Campaign of '08
By Gary Julian Pompieri
Once there was this girl named Hillary and she was kinda a tom boy. She was always playin' with those little green army men. You know, the kind you get at the local five-and-dime and they come in a clear plastic bag and they've got war scenes and all that crap on the label? Well, anyway, one day she was sittin' down playin' with one of the green army men...I think it was the one with a flamethrower on it and then, along comes this young dude named Barack. Not only that, but then comes this old man. John, I think his name is. Well, anyway, Hillary is sittin' playin' with the army man with the flamethrower and Barack brings a lot of his young friends over and starts messin' with Hillary. Well, Hillary doesn't think that's too cool and the old guy gets pissed off and tells Hillary not to take it. Hillary gets up and says, "Barack! If you don't get away from me, I'm gonna knock your block off!" To which Barack replies, "You and what army!!!" Well here's where everything gets all screwed up and I can't exactly tell ya what happened. If I remember, I'll tell ya sometime!



