of candidates from both parties arrived to campaign. As environmentalism
was identified as a major issue in the state, the candidates curried
favor by deciding to ride from town to town in the same bus.
All went well until sunset, when the bright sun on the horizon blinded
the bus driver at a critical curve on a rural road. The driver missed
the curve and the bus overturned. A farmer saw it happen and drove over
in his tractor to help.
Two hours later, the farmer was back at his farmhouse and called the
sheriff to report the accident.
"What took you so long to call?!" demanded the sheriff.
"I had to bury them all," the farmer said.
"What?!" the panicked sheriff screamed. "They were all dead? Every
single candidate for president?!"
"Well," the farmer drawled, "they were politicians, after all."
"What do you mean?" the sheriff said.
"Well, some of 'em said they weren't dead, but I din't believe 'em."
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to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were
both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in
the lower. At 1:00 AM, the woman reached up and tapped on the upper
bunk.
"I'm terribly sorry to wake you, sir, but I'm awfully cold. Could you
pop over to the closet and get me another blanket?"
"I have a another idea," he replied. "Just for tonight, would you like
to pretend we're married?"
"Wow! That's a great idea!" she giggled.
"Good," he replied, turning back over. "Get your own damned blanket."
Let the Death Psychic predict how you will pass. Mine
said,
While in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body.
Suppose I won't be going to any hardware store any time soon, LOLVisit: <a href=" http://www.thedeath psychic.com/ "
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?"
No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, "You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!"
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
Little Mary's mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!"
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."
Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued.
"As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:
One, you have a dirty mind.
Two, you didn't read your homework.
And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed. "
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There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals - King Kong, Ape, Orangutan and a Monkey - who pass by. They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.
Who do you guess will win?
Your answer will reflect your personality.
So think carefully . . . Try and answer within 30 seconds
Got your answer?
Now scroll down to see the analysis.
If your answer is:
Orangutan = your dull & normal
Ape = you're a moron
Monkey = worse, you're an idiot
King Kong = you're hopelessly stupid
Why?????
A Coconut tree doesn't have bananas ! Obviously you're stressed and overworked! Take some time off and relax !
Hi Friends,Here's a cute (video) story I think you'll enjoy --
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1JiJzqXxgxo
Have a great day !
Turn up your sound
and prepare to be entertained.
This 4 year old kid is great.
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these are great, like the first one best.
just taking a break from cleaning be on more later.
If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or
train follow these instructions:
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up
4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
6. Then hit this link:
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Nothing is so strong as gentleness,
Nothing so gentle as real strength.
Indian Chief, "Two Eagles," was asked by a white government official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years.
You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."
The Chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"
The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied. "When white man find land, Indians running it. No taxes, No debt, Plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, Clean Water; women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex."
Then the chief leaned back and smiled. "Only white man dumb enough think he improve system like that."
