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You Know Your Cat is Loved When...
5 years ago
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By Pia Bengtsson

You know your cat is loved when......

*Their litter box is cleaner than your house.

*You buy them health insurance and it has better coverage than your own.

*Their cat climber/perch costs more than all of you furniture.

*They have more toys than your children.

*You wait to go to the bathroom for an hour because they are sleeping on your lap.

*If they have an itch, you scratch it for them.

*The picture on your web page is of them and not your family.

*You deal with the hot summers until you get one. Then you get an air conditioner....for them.

*You start feeding the birds so they can have some entertainment.

*You spend $40.00 at the grocery store of which $30.00 is for cat food.

*You sleep on the floor so you don't disturb them sleeping in your bed.

*You won't pick your own nose, but you'll pick theirs.

* The Black Forest ham in the refrigerator is for them and the Kraft cheese slices are for you.

*You lose your favorite sweater because they like to lay on it.

*You buy an aquarium to entertain them. You're stuck with weekly cleaning and maintenance. You HATE fish.

*You bring a bug, spider, or moth into the house for them to play with.

*You run when they cry because they are standing in the bathroom sink waiting for you to turn the water on.

*In spite of your allergies you get one. So he won't be lonely, you get another.

*Your work on the computer stops because they want to chase the mouse cursor.

*You open and throw out several cans of food each day until you find the one they feel like eating.

*You bring home a chicken sandwich for dinner. They get the chicken; you get the bread.

*You give up sex because the noise frightens them.

*You ask your guests to sit elsewhere because they are in the cats favorite spot.

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