This is a new thread for Halloween, so put pics cartoons or jokes everybody.
Top Signs That You're Too Old to Trick or Treat
10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
6. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.
5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives or husbands live.
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A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
She answers: "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds,
"Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be a Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"
The nun says, "OK, pull into the next alley." He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child." said the nun, "Why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and a I'm a Baptist."
The nun says, "That's OK, I am on the way to a Halloween party, and my name is Kevin."
I love all the Halloween tags everybody! Ruth, the pastries look so delicious! Pauline that joke is so funny and so is the 'Top Signs'....I laughed.
I made this one and the one above.
Well done everyone these are fantastic..
Great tags everybody!
WOW! all these posts are fantastic, thanks to all of you for participating in this thread.
Hey Ingrid you scared the s.....hit out of me, I do have a bad heart. LOL. Joking.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn’t have the guts!
What do skeletons say before they begin dining? Bone appetit!
What do ghosts serve for dessert? Ice scream!
Why do witches fly on brooms? Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough!
When is it bad luck to meet a black cat? When you’re a mouse!
What was the witch's favorite subject in school? Spelling!
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy Bones!
What do you call a fat Jack-O-Lantern? Plumpkin!
Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers!
Why don't ghosts like parties? They have no body to dance with!
What monster flies his kite in a rain storm? Benjamin Franklinstein!
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray!
What was the favorite game at the ghosts' birthday party? Hide and shriek!
What do the birds sing on Halloween? Trick or tweet!
Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body!
What's the first thing ghosts do when they get in a car? Buckle their sheet-belts!
Why are there fences around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in!
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom? His ghoulfriend!
too good Pauline
Awesome tags everyone and Pauline those joke thingys are soooo funny! LOL
Adorable tags, Pauline and cute skeleton joke, Pam. I didn't make the squirrel and pumpkin but thought he was adorable. Ingrid, I don't have time right now to watch the videos but I will later.
Be Proud girls we are on our way to nearly 60 posts. Brilliant.
I love all the halloween stuff ladies!
Pauline, the one in the forest with all those pumpkins and people/corpses is scary...I also love the Happy Halloween with the fire looks neat. I think I used it in one of my tags but can't remember.
Ingrid, yours are cute...I especially love the last one and also the one with the pumpkin with the green 'Happy Halloween'.
Thanks Vicky !
Great stuff just for the NEIGHBOURS. LOL.
Could this BE YOU? Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee