Maui..I just liked that one a couple days ago on facebook!!! LOL
That is so cute Maui!! I have seen this one on facebook but I just noticed they almost have the little tike on the right cut off!!
This has turned into a real entertaining thread! Maui, that last picture is really heartwarming indeed!
I added the toupeee one a long time ago..LOL..Love it!!!!!!
Dang!!! I missed this topic!!!!!!! They are all GREAT!!!!!! So true!!!
Yassar Arafat's Grave Dug Up in West Bank...
Well, it still won't let me send you a star Cam, so....
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me!
Broken pencils are pointless.
I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does
have a Liverpool .
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
I dropped out of communism class because of lousy
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
Velcro -- what a rip off!
Cartoonist found dead in home; details are
Venison for dinner? Oh deer!
Earthquake in Washington obviously government's
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
I changed my iPod name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper
spray is now a seasoned veteran.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he
says he can stop any time.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the
vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was
a play on words.
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a
A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
Why were the Indians here first? They had
After the class trip to the Coca-Cola factory, I
hope there's no pop quiz.
Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on
Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who was
fired because she couldn't control her pupils?
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes
back four seconds.
If you have freedom of choice in America then that guy is way out of line to have done that but it sure is funny!
Hillarious! That's what it'll take-till it's run out, for them to get it!
The Land of Snerk
A long time ago in the land of Snerk,
most of its citizens went to work.
They worked all week without a fuss.
Most of them for forty hours plus!
If along his commute, a Snerkian passed a fellow who
was in need of a shirt or some food or some shoes.
From an early age, that Snerkian was taught
to give from the gains that his hard work had brought.
For one day he knew that he too might be stuck
like that poor fellow Snerkian down on his luck.
When he would give, he would give all he could.
And he found in return that it made him feel good!
Now the leaders of Snerk saw a flaw with this scheme.
With all of that giving, who needed their teams?
So when election time came, the Snerkian leaders said, Hey,
its not decent for Snerkians begging this way!
Well set up a system with no questions asked.
Well provide for the unlucky, were up to the task.
Well give them a shirt and some food and some shoes.
Well take care of their needs, what wonderful news!
So the Snerkians being a most trusting lot
voted them in, but were surprised what they got.
In order to give what the leaders said they could,
another system was started for the Snerkian good.
Now this system, as the Snerkians soon found,
was developed to help spread their earnings around.
If a Snerkian worked a job for more pay,
then more of his money was taken away!
Some of that money did provide for the poor.
But a lot of it was used to provide for much more!
The leadership hired Snerkians to write some new laws.
And their systems kept growing, and the systems had flaws!
As new leaders came and old leaders went,
the leaders lost track of all they had spent.
For the new systems had grown so big in size
that the down on their luck neednt work their whole lives!
And those Snerkians who were working forty hours plus,
began to complain and create quite a fuss!
Why do all of you on the leadership team
spend so much of our money on this ridiculous scheme?
The poor are no longer just down on their luck.
Youve made them dependent and now theyre all stuck!
Free food, shirts, and shoes are too common in Snerk.
But NOT for those Snerkians who do all the work!
And as they complained, the leadership laughed,
for they knew working Snerkians now made up less than half!
Their votes didnt matter, the leaders couldnt lose!
Their votes came from the fifty-one percent receiving free shoes!
They turned on the workers and called them all greedy.
They are the ones who dont care for the needy!
Keep voting for us, well cure all of your needs!
Once they are met, well give you baubles and beads!
Unfortunately for Snerk, it was revealed too late
that these new systems caused the Snerkians to hate!
Those who received and refused to work
believed that the rest were all greedy jerks!
And the anger that built from all those who paid
was because of the systems that the leadership made.
For in the new systems all the workers got stuck,
and it became far better to be down on your luck!
by: Mark Iannantuoni
They are all great, love that last joke Sherry! kudos
I like all of them! But I do hope they are someday haunted by the ghosts of brave men, and that girly twirly -and the one- he's like sooooo cooool is right on the money IMO, of so many.Send a Green Star to Cam V.
A doctor on TV said that in order to have inner peace in our lives after this election, we should always finish things that we start. Since we all could use more calm in our lives, I looked around my house to find things I'd started & hadn't finished.
I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a choclutz. Yu has no idr how fablus I feel rite now.
Sned this to all ur frenz who need inner piss. An telum u luvum.
I see all of them Cam
Can any of you folks see that cartoon up there I just posted?
FYI, I need to have this set at Basic editor to post pics but if I want my written posts to be separated instead of all run together I have to set this to advanced. CARE 2 IS SURE SCREWED UP!!!
These are AWESOME!!!!! If I had to choose, I think 'The Winner' would be my number 1 for describing Obama!
Those are hilarious Maui!!!!